jungkook's long hair

the hair owned by jungkook was long and soft but then sadly it was cut and the worst part was that we never saw a man bun :'(

girl one:did you see jungkook's long hair?!
girl two:omg yea I did,did you see that he cut it?!
girl one:bitch

by yoongis three dollar chain October 13, 2019

drop the hair routine

this phrase is used when someone thinks you have nice or cool hair. usually used with hockey players and baseball players.

Girl: "drop the hair routine!!"

Boy: "aye! thank you!"

by daddystoes69 March 14, 2020

fuck boy hair

When a guy has thick and full hair that is always styled up, also fuck boy hair tends to be liked by females. Also when a guy is super stuck up and has nice hair in general.

The only reason he gets the bitches is because he has fuck boy hair, otherwise he is fugly

by boshithabeast January 25, 2018

bleach your hair

V. the action of either 1. ejaculating into your own hair or 2. having a male friend ejaculating in your hair in order to achieve the "bleach blonde" hair color

Friend 1: Dude, I'm considering bleaching my hair
Friend 2: Bro, I bleach your hair for you-no homo though

by discountguccigang May 2, 2018

Hows my hair

How's hair is a cover up for when something next to you is really bad or awkward. You cant say it out loud to our friend so you just ask them"How's my hair?" and they get the message. Hows my hair can be abbreviated to Hows the hair, hows hair, and even the occasional "hh". You can answer the question if you understand what theyre saying but yelling "Needs a little mousse"

Hannah: So yesterday, I tried to tickle myself in bed at a sleepover and it felt so weird.
Caroline : Oh....Hows my hair?
Jackie : MMMM Needs a little mousse.
*Walks away before catching disease*

by CaTheMousseiest September 8, 2013

The Curly Haired One

Harry Styles of One Direction. Directioners refer to him as this as a trade mark.

Directioner: I was just curious about The Curly Haired One! Now, I'm in too deep!

by Niallgirl0993 October 11, 2016

habeeba hair crisis

Habeeba hair crisis is simply any habeeba that doesnt know how to style their hair instead they make it go over there eyes and look like azula from the last part of ATLA she also makes a bunch of ass jokes and mustache jokes and laughs at them for the rest of the year she also simps for pedo clowns (Hisoka) also simps for people over 18 ( all of the pro heroes) watches way too much cody ko and kurtis conner and then laughs at sugar gay jokes has most likely rewatched sugar gay 50 times minimum gets catcalled in random malls by fuckboys that want some interesting photos she would also get in trouble for laughing at ass jokes during math lessons she has a bunch of "wifeys" and each one thinks the other person is the side hoe when she doesnt know how to tell them that her actual side hoe is hamza. she has around 25 side hoes and most she doesnt even know at this point they all think they are the main character when it's obviously baba zade he is one of the hottest men around he is godly but also very humble he calls other people daddy senpai to humble himself when he know he is the ultimate daddy senpai he is king he is the one and only main character ok back to the hair crisis girl well she thinks that anime characters with more trauma are hotter thats why she likes bakugo, levi, aizawa and many MANY more she likes mad music like lil darkie but then listens to harry styles.

Did you hear about the new habeeba hair crisis side hoe "no" Apparently it's going to be zade *EVERYONE GASPS*

by the only why November 7, 2020