Exogenous Hair Effect

When a man with outstanding hair is able to take home a female beyond his looks and/or stature. Essentially the woman is drawn to the hair and hair alone, but is required to bring the man home as well because of his physical attachment to it. All members of Hanson are fervent lobbyists for the exogenous hair effect. Additionally Robert Pattison's teeth remain unrecognized because of this.

Zach Galifinakis attempting the "Phil Effect" in the Hangover. Also known as the "John Cusack Effect". "How has Jason Schwartzman ever gotten laid? ....The Exogenous Hair Effect."

by lasballs72 April 12, 2010

drop the hair routine

this phrase is used when someone thinks you have nice or cool hair. usually used with hockey players and baseball players.

Girl: "drop the hair routine!!"

Boy: "aye! thank you!"

by daddystoes69 March 14, 2020

fuck boy hair

When a guy has thick and full hair that is always styled up, also fuck boy hair tends to be liked by females. Also when a guy is super stuck up and has nice hair in general.

The only reason he gets the bitches is because he has fuck boy hair, otherwise he is fugly

by boshithabeast January 25, 2018

jungkook's long hair

the hair owned by jungkook was long and soft but then sadly it was cut and the worst part was that we never saw a man bun :'(

girl one:did you see jungkook's long hair?!
girl two:omg yea I did,did you see that he cut it?!
girl one:bitch

by yoongis three dollar chain October 13, 2019

bleach your hair

V. the action of either 1. ejaculating into your own hair or 2. having a male friend ejaculating in your hair in order to achieve the "bleach blonde" hair color

Friend 1: Dude, I'm considering bleaching my hair
Friend 2: Bro, I bleach your hair for you-no homo though

by discountguccigang May 2, 2018

Hows my hair

How's hair is a cover up for when something next to you is really bad or awkward. You cant say it out loud to our friend so you just ask them"How's my hair?" and they get the message. Hows my hair can be abbreviated to Hows the hair, hows hair, and even the occasional "hh". You can answer the question if you understand what theyre saying but yelling "Needs a little mousse"

Hannah: So yesterday, I tried to tickle myself in bed at a sleepover and it felt so weird.
Caroline : Oh....Hows my hair?
Jackie : MMMM Needs a little mousse.
*Walks away before catching disease*

by CaTheMousseiest September 8, 2013

hair salon threesome

A scenario that one girl giving a guy a hairjob and the guy (who must have a haircut fetish), must also be shaving a second girl's head completely bald in a hair salon.

Guy 1: Emma, Sofia, and I had a hair salon threesome yesterday. Emma was giving me the hairjob and Sofia was the one who went bald.

by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) January 14, 2017