by Strabs76 May 04, 2017
by awaidude January 28, 2010
the answer to every question the priest/pastor/preacher will ask you.
even if you aren't christian, it's still the best answer, especially if the preacher/priest/pastor(whatever you want to call them, really)is starring directly at you, or makes you all stay at the church until someone answers the question, making everyone miss the first hour of football if it's football season.
even if you aren't christian, it's still the best answer, especially if the preacher/priest/pastor(whatever you want to call them, really)is starring directly at you, or makes you all stay at the church until someone answers the question, making everyone miss the first hour of football if it's football season.
Pastor:when you have a problem, or something that worries you, what do you do? Adonel, do you have the answer?
Me:just take it to god, dear pastor.
Me:just take it to god, dear pastor.
by emery comyn February 07, 2010
An expression that indicates an attitude of laziness by casually delaying a chore or assignment till some undetermined point in the future.
"My wife said I need to mow the yard. I told here it's a work in progress but these things take time."
"I need to work on my paper but I'll brainstorm by watching television. I have to let my brain recharge and these things take time.
"I need to work on my paper but I'll brainstorm by watching television. I have to let my brain recharge and these things take time.
by Tennant's Doctor April 30, 2016
The Family Friendly version of the O SHIT GRIP, HOLY SHIT GRIP, O SHIT HANDLE. During certain driving conditions involving specific drivers, both Drivers and Passengers may pray and hope that "Jesus Take the Wheel". They are also custom handle wraps available for any vehicle.
"Dude, there's no way that we're going to make that jump!" "Jesus Take the Wheel and show us the way"
by BEST GRIPS. EVER. July 29, 2019
A: Lava is wet.
B: No. Lava isn’t wet.
Lowest temperatures of lava is 700 Celsius,
and minimal temperatures requirements for water evaporates is 100 Celsius, so water can’t keep in liquid form on lava.
A: Can’t take a joke?
B: No. Lava isn’t wet.
Lowest temperatures of lava is 700 Celsius,
and minimal temperatures requirements for water evaporates is 100 Celsius, so water can’t keep in liquid form on lava.
A: Can’t take a joke?
by NoOneWillBeKnowWhoAmI November 12, 2022
by Bloodystruth July 03, 2015