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Jesus Take the Wheel

The Family Friendly version of the O SHIT GRIP, HOLY SHIT GRIP, O SHIT HANDLE. During certain driving conditions involving specific drivers, both Drivers and Passengers may pray and hope that "Jesus Take the Wheel". They are also custom handle wraps available for any vehicle.
"Dude, there's no way that we're going to make that jump!" "Jesus Take the Wheel and show us the way"
by BEST GRIPS. EVER. July 29, 2019
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One Take Jake

Mac Dre made this name up for Jake Bunio, his very close friend and manager and recording engineer. Jake would record entire tracks in one take. They recorded countless songs including a ton that were never released all in one attempt.
It's meant to be, with the One Take Jake!
by therealshtonkusher December 1, 2021
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these things take time

An expression that indicates an attitude of laziness by casually delaying a chore or assignment till some undetermined point in the future.
"My wife said I need to mow the yard. I told here it's a work in progress but these things take time."
"I need to work on my paper but I'll brainstorm by watching television. I have to let my brain recharge and these things take time.
by Tennant's Doctor May 24, 2016
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this could take years

absolute newcomer to english language idioms
straight in at number 1
out of nowhere. here to stay. go check it out
"hey, so what we perceived as normal practically shifted overnight. its like Point Zero."
"Its too early to even imagine where we are going. this could take years."
by Krkič March 23, 2020
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just take it to god

the answer to every question the priest/pastor/preacher will ask you.

even if you aren't christian, it's still the best answer, especially if the preacher/priest/pastor(whatever you want to call them, really)is starring directly at you, or makes you all stay at the church until someone answers the question, making everyone miss the first hour of football if it's football season.
Pastor:when you have a problem, or something that worries you, what do you do? Adonel, do you have the answer?
Me:just take it to god, dear pastor.
by emery comyn February 6, 2010
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Taking a boat to the moon

Person 1:I think that I'll have a Sasquatch for lunch today
Person 2:Dude, are you taking a boat to the moon?
by Whatamisupposedtoputhere July 24, 2010
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take a bog in the den

To do a big runny filthy poo in an outback Australian toilet
He is going to take a bog in the den so no one use it for a while
by Bloodystruth July 16, 2015
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