Take a seat

Phrase used before kickING your friends chair out from under them.
Welcome back to the poker game pal, take a seat
by Strabs76 May 04, 2017
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Taking a boat to the moon

Person 1:I think that I'll have a Sasquatch for lunch today
Person 2:Dude, are you taking a boat to the moon?
by Whatamisupposedtoputhere July 24, 2010
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One Take Jake

Mac Dre made this name up for Jake Bunio, his very close friend and manager and recording engineer. Jake would record entire tracks in one take. They recorded countless songs including a ton that were never released all in one attempt.
It's meant to be, with the One Take Jake!
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Take-on-a-date-able

A girl that is approachable enough to be taken out on a date.
I hung out with Ricka after school and realized that she is very take-on-a-date-able.
by awaidude January 28, 2010
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just take it to god

the answer to every question the priest/pastor/preacher will ask you.

even if you aren't christian, it's still the best answer, especially if the preacher/priest/pastor(whatever you want to call them, really)is starring directly at you, or makes you all stay at the church until someone answers the question, making everyone miss the first hour of football if it's football season.
Pastor:when you have a problem, or something that worries you, what do you do? Adonel, do you have the answer?
Me:just take it to god, dear pastor.
by emery comyn February 07, 2010
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take a bog in the den

To do a big runny filthy poo in an outback Australian toilet
He is going to take a bog in the den so no one use it for a while
by Bloodystruth July 03, 2015
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Can’t take a joke?

When someone get seriously on a joke.
A: Lava is wet.
B: No. Lava isn’t wet.
Lowest temperatures of lava is 700 Celsius,
and minimal temperatures requirements for water evaporates is 100 Celsius, so water can’t keep in liquid form on lava.
A: Can’t take a joke?
by NoOneWillBeKnowWhoAmI November 12, 2022
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