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Krononaut Moon

a quasi-yearly celebration of Time Travel, when Time Travelers (Krononauts or Chrononauts) make contact with us — physically or via quantum signals.

The event occurs on the night of the Total Lunar Eclipse — also called the Blood Moon because of the deep red color that the Full Moon turns to. Upcoming nights of the Krononaut Moon will occur on 07 Sep 2025, 03 Mar 2026, 31 Dec 2028, 26 Jun 2029, 20 Dec 2029, and so on.
I met my past and future selves on the night of the Krononaut Moon!
by 0bject July 10, 2025
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Tasp Moon

A member that is always loyal and ready to fight for a clan that once betrayed him. This warrior is a true founder and is in second command of the clan that he be lives in
Wow look at Tasp Moon trying so hard for no reason at all!
by Notataspmember69 November 26, 2018
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Half Moon Bay

Small lil town an hour south of SF. There’s nothing to do here unless you’re into surfing, beachside pilates, dog-walking, and other white people things.

Weed here is pretty mid, you’re better off going to Pacifica or SF. Come to think of it, there’s no real dispensary here either :(

People here tend to think they’re the shit. It’s a small podunk town so everyone pretty much hates each other lol

The gangs here are pretty timid, even CSL and MLN are pretty much just minor cliques at this point. Calling them crews would be overselling them lol

There’s a crap ton of rednecks, takuaches wannabes, white people, occasional preps, but that’s pretty much it. The high school football team was good back right before the pandemic.
Half Moon Bay is pretty much only ideal for taking a piss after coming up from Santa Cruz. Not much else.
by Hova’s Witness March 22, 2023
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Moon Owner

A superlative reference to someone with an amazing idea that could potentially make millions.

A term of amazement for your friend when he thinks of a brilliant idea while high.
Jimmy’s dad invented the straw. He is a fucking Moon Owner.

Chocolate ashtrays?Bro, you are a fucking Moon Owner.
by Heytherewoods March 4, 2018
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Moon Turf

The pubes that appear between and around the but hole, arse cheeks and gooch.
'she had a little more Moon Turf than expected, it made it hard to work around, even more than myself. She's started a turf war.'
by Deaf Empire April 23, 2018
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trip to the moon

one of the original movies to ever be made. its a broing movie due to it being utterly scilent and with no title cards so we know whats going on.
the best i can describe the plot is: scientist wizzards build a bullet, get in the bullet, fire themselves to the moon, fight space crab lizards, get back in the bullet, and fall back to earth, all while they survive the vacuum of space.
"hey, do you want to watch trip to the moon?"
"nah, its so slow.
by doc of derp March 9, 2020
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Mooning

When the price of something rallies uncontrollably. Typically you want to be long before something moon's.
PPB stock is mooning. It has reached stratospheric levels.
by Longholder1 September 15, 2025
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