cincinnati snow day

A day of school cancelled due not to snow, but to excessive heat.

"Yesss! Another Cincinnati snow day! You wanna go to the waterpark with us?"

by Amy Jeynes September 05, 2007

arse full of roasted snow

Not useful. Of little value.

Steve came over to help me build the deck, but he's about as useful as an arse full of roasted snow.

by Joshua James October 11, 2006

Asian man in da snow

Chinese egghead lookin god who beautifully sang Xue hua piao piao bei feng xiao xiao. He got some competition with the Chinese neckman tho

My sex slave: Who's that guy who sang xue hua piao piao bei feng xiao xiao?

The dried up cum sock under my bed: Dawg that be the Asian man in da snow

by pierre poolwater May 22, 2020

Snow covered shit cakes

When you take a nice dump and cover it in jizz, then watch as your partner eats it.

Guy 1: Dude I made a batch of snow covered shit cakes for your sister last night.

Guy 2: Sweet!

by yeaibet5286 May 03, 2011

run car snow pen

A combination of english words that are very funny in swedish. It translates to jerking off your penis. It's a wordcombination that kids in Sweden learn in elementary school, and it's used to jockeboi prank your friends.

Can you say 'run car snow pen', fast a couple of times?

Run car snow pen, runka snow pen, runkar snoppen!

by anna anka May 05, 2020

Redneck Snow Plow

Sex act: when you have diarrhea and shit on your girlfreinds face then smear it all over her face using your testicles until you cum all over her face then using your testacles again, push it into her mouth and eyes so she cant see what you are doing, if she realized she would probably slap you.

Joe:Hey, did you have diarrhea last night?

Bill:Yeah, but i totally gave my girlfriend a Redneck Snow Plow

by bigmenyes June 24, 2010

writing his name in the snow

While urinating in the snow one uses his urine stream to "write" his name in the snow.

"A snow storm? In

July?"

"Look everyone! John Hancock is writing his name in the snow!"
( the Simpsons "Bart gets an F" Season: 2, Ep: 14

by Rakis January 01, 2016