purple puts

A slang term for Ambien because of its purple color tone and because it PUTS (Puts U To Sleep)

I took a few purple puts to get some sleep I've had insomnia for the past few days

by Mark Wayne July 10, 2015

poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it

The act of doing something so horrible, monstrous, and generally bad, that you are doomed to stub your toe and whenever it heals, stub it again.

Jon: I just poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it.
John: you monster. I hereby doom you to stub your toe-
Jon: That's not so bad.
John:-And whenever it heals, immediately stub it again.
Jon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

by Bacon friez November 3, 2023

put nine on it

Verb. To bet almost everything

Ten fingers, only putting out nine.

Noun. To bet and not bet everything.

Kanye won, he put nine on it.

I'm gonna put nine on the Patriots.

by D2CraziestSpecialTeamer January 22, 2016

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by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 27, 2025

Mini put put

When you having sex and your balls go in with it.

I was doin some mini put put last night between those legs.

by Swipedright January 13, 2017

Put@s

Put@s en pijamas

Put@s, put@s, put@s pues put@s en pijamas.

by Put@s November 24, 2021

Put A Sombrero On It

Another way of saying put a rubber on it.

My grandpa would say “Mijo put a sombrero on it” after he met my new girlfriend.

by Whitemexicann May 26, 2021