A line you say to someone to put them off gard before you sucker punch them.
Among the lines are,ever hear of an old man by the name of?, I droped my card could you get it for me?, Your fly's open, your shoe's untied.
Among the lines are,ever hear of an old man by the name of?, I droped my card could you get it for me?, Your fly's open, your shoe's untied.
by Deep Blue 2012 September 10, 2009
We are all familiar with the "donkey punch" however the newest trend with females is the REVERSE DONKEY PUNCH. This revised version of the original donkey punch occurs when a woman is fucking a man and she is on top and before the man cums, she punches him right in the face preventing climaxing and shocking the fucking hell out of him. This is where the girls take revenge!!!!!
That fucking bitch!!! She reversed donkey punched me!!!!
by lamslie January 28, 2005
When one is having sexual intercourse with their partner and right before climax one strikes her in the back of the head with vigorating force with intent to cause the twatty fun hole to give an ultimate masturbation grip on one's super studley retarded man snake. Side effects generally are major bruies around the dangle worm of fury, loss of memory, concussion, and possible though rare, coma, death, and loss of function of the man-gina or the man-gina itself.
Dick hardcore donkey punched Jane and gave her amnesia.
Police Report: "A couple abbrasions on the back, possible cause of death is a hardcore donkey punch to the back of the cranium. The Twatty Hit Slap Antagonist has strucken again..."
Police Report: "A couple abbrasions on the back, possible cause of death is a hardcore donkey punch to the back of the cranium. The Twatty Hit Slap Antagonist has strucken again..."
by Travis the Hardcore Asian Serial Butt Rapist May 03, 2006
The act of doing the splits and punching someone in the groin. This was one of the original special moves of Mortal Kombat character Johnny Cage. If you are incapable of doing the splits, it is perfectly acceptable to kneel instead.
by El Singario February 11, 2006
A mythically amazing sexual maneuver. The first step is to engage in such violent anal sex that the penis tears through the anus and uterus walls. Now, with part of the penis inside the uterus, the "puncher" proceeds to fist the "punchee" with such force that his hand passes through the cervix and into the uterus. At this point he masturbates himself to climax.
by DMS himself October 28, 2008
by DFGBIOADFJOGHOERHJGPEJHP October 30, 2008
The concoction drunk at weddings, etc. after someone insults waiter or busboy (usually latino) who then spikes punch with lighter fluid.
Damn that emergency room was jumping cause of that Jew wedding celebrating with that Mexican kidney punch!
by busboy#7 January 16, 2005