Paper towel rich

When you’re definitely not rolling in money, but you feel like a big spender because you’re tearing off three or four paper towels at a time to handle a tiny spill. This is the kind of rich where you’re not counting sheets, you’re just living that lavish life with extra absorbency.

Alex: "Whoa, are you seriously using four paper towels for that little coffee drip?"

Jordan: "Yeah, I’m paper towel rich now. I don’t have to play it safe with just one anymore."

Alex: "Dang, living the high life, I see!"

by The Josh Speaks October 26, 2024

paper goy

There’s GDL flyers up and down the road in everyone’s fron gardens! Those paper goys have been at it again naming the heeb

Every single aspect of baby penis sucking is Jewish, see it says so right here.. hands flyer to passer by…. Thats a paper goy

by Her Hauptmann October 30, 2024

Paper Goy

There's GDL flyers up and down the road in everyone's front gardens! Those paper goys have been at it again naming those heebs

Every single aspect of baby pen1s sucking is Jewish, see it says so right here.. hands flyer to passer by.... Thats a paper goy

by Her Hauptmann November 2, 2024

paperclip believer

A person who base their beliefs off of believing that operation paperclip was real. Pretty much opposite of conspiracy theorists who think that the world is controlled by zion.

Person A: "Why is he so pro US government even though he calls himself a nazi?"
Him: "imma operation paperclip believer, there are nazis everywhere there since 1946"

by nanjolno November 4, 2024

Paper Towel Rich

When you’re definitely not rolling in money, but you feel like a big spender because you’re tearing off three or four paper towels at a time to handle a tiny spill. This is the kind of rich where you’re not counting sheets, you’re just living that lavish life with extra absorbency.

Alex: "Whoa, are you seriously using four paper towels for that little coffee drip?"

Jordan: "Yeah, I’m paper towel rich now. I don’t have to play it safe with just one anymore."

Alex: "Dang, living the high life, I see!"

by The Josh Speaks November 4, 2024

Paper Bag Syndrome

When a girl has a vary nice figure but is chopped in the face card department

damn she's bad but she kinda has paper bag syndrome

by gigasquiga January 16, 2025

Paper Stamp

The act of dipping ones balls in a bucket of drywall mud and then teabagging a lazy or napping member of the constitution crew. Add a peice of drywall tape to make the stamp complete. Members of the #505 local union are the G.O.A.T at the paper stamp.

Mike: "Hey Joe, do you see John's lazy ass sleeping over in the corner?"

Joe: "Yeah , fetch me my mud bucket, I'm about to paper stamp his bitch ass face".

by My name is mud. January 18, 2025