pyrotechnical cheez potato

A person that, rather being a couch potato, is a modem potato, spending long periods of time surfing the web, obsessing over exceedingly silly (aka "cheesy") information, to a such a degree that they spontaneously self-combust, but survive in a new form.
John used to hang out and go to parties, but after he became a pyrotechnical cheez potato, we didn't see much of him outside his computer room.
by Joseph Majsterski July 15, 2003
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fuck that potato’s raw

Meaning “raw” as in retarded and “potato” as in person. The term therefore implying someone as a “retarded vegetable
Coming back from a conversation with a stupid person and telling your mates “fuck that potato’s raw” meaning he is a extremely dumb person.
by Mr potato head June 22, 2019
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potato wog

someone of irish birth or descent. not to be confused with the porridge wogs of scotland, the garlic wogs of france or the sausage wogs of germany.
the potato wog is a noble but simple creature pale of skin with large hands and a hearty toothless grin. females are easily identified as they can't spit as far.
england lost 23-6 to the potato wogs last week in the six nations.
by mr lobby March 12, 2009
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twice baked potato

Shitting into a condom then freezing it. Once it is frozen solid, take it out of the condom and use it as a dildo to stick in your lover's ass. Then leave it in until it thaws, then your lover shits it back out and presents it to you "twice baked".
Your sister is hot and so was the twice baked potato she shit onto my chest last night.
by steamy gene September 30, 2006
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arabian potato chip

ur fuckin a chick in the ass and as soon as ur about 2 nut go on her back wait for it 2 dry, peal it off and give it 2 her to eat
if you arabian potato chip a chick this will commend you 2 become a sex god
by hotts October 08, 2007
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sweaty potato

1. S sweat mustache developed after any form of excercise.
2. Someone with the voice of the fat guy off the Ali G movie.
3. Someone who is extremely sensetive about their legs and exclames "Not the leg! aaaaaa!"
1. "Johny has a sweaty potato"
2. "You have a sweaty potato voice."
3. "Your a sweaty potato man."
by Sovereign November 14, 2004
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creamy mashed potatoes

Your significant other deficates and you ejaculate into it. Then your significant other mixes it together and eats it.
Last night I made Jill eat some creamy mashed potatoes
by C-PIG April 04, 2008
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