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Short Position Complex

The Fear That You Fucked up when you took a Short position against AMC Theaters and now wish you were Long.
Hedgies have Short Position Complex because they thought my beloved AMC Theaters stock price was going to be driven down to Zero.
by SilverBack the one and only January 13, 2022
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Short

It's what my gf is
Man my gf is so short
by Thefrogs March 19, 2021
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Short

Soph<3 thinks she isint short. LMAO
by Toottewtpachute January 17, 2022
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yancy short

yancy short is as short as a duende
by ryshege September 4, 2021
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Short

A short is usally a person named Elias and is under average height
Bro, Elias is so short
by PoopMaster4206969696 April 27, 2022
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Todd Howard's short fuse

Next to being infamous for telling transparent tall tales about video games and his severely stunted short stature, Tiny Todd "Homunculus" Howard is rightfully looked down upon for his dwarflike greed, compulsive Napoleon complex-driven need to micromanage everything going on around but mostly above him and especially for his manletism-induced small-mindedness and short fuse. A fact that is hilariously evidenced by the numerous paintings found in Fallout 4 depicting Tiny Todd "Human Growth Hormone" Howard as the microscopic Little Napoleon that he obviously is. It is rumored that even simple questions and requests, such as: "Are you Todd Howard's son? Where's your daddy, little boy?", "Are you the midget prostitute I ordered? You seem a little short..." or "Give me a high five!" can trigger Todd "Manlet Rage" Howard into throwing a Bagel Boss Manlet level hissy fit. Manlets, when will they learn?
Manmore 1: Do you think that the inclusion of the dwarfed rageaholic jester manlet Cicero in Skyrim was an allusion to Todd Howard's short fuse? Manmore 2: Absolutely! That's as sure as short people got no reason - I would bet all of Todd Howard's high heels on that!
by ManletDepreciator September 24, 2024
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National Short People Named Marius Day

A day to celebrate all short people named marius. Marius is the leading name of all people under. 5’1
Hey it’s National Short People Named Marius Day.
He’s so short.
by Short People Inc October 14, 2021
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