old man tough

It is a known fact that old men can push through pain better than young men

Damn, my dad outclimbed me in the mountains today. That dude is old man tough!

by Tough Old Man February 18, 2018

young old man

Used to define a young person who is very mature in many ways

Michael is such a "young old man" he never sneaks out

by Bigbadadonis May 8, 2018

Flicking The Old Bean

Exercising the “wit center” of one’s brain, through the use of spoken or written words, where the stated goal is to play with language, rather than to effectively communicate a specific idea itself.

Sometimes referred to as "Vocabulary Masturbation."

Chris and Jesse do a lot of flicking the old bean every Wednesday while drinking beer.

by jRiddle December 21, 2019

silly old car

A phrase said by Caillou when he was mad his toy car loosed a wheel in "Caillou joins the Circus"

Caillou (Mad): Silly old car! Silly! Silly! Silly!

by Dynomutt400 February 2, 2021

Old Lady Syndrome

the state in which older women are in when they reach a point in their life in which every single little thing makes them mad/annoyed. Most commonly seen in the workplace where everything seems to be an inconvenience.

Terri: "Have you talked to Mary lately?"
Jenn: "No, she hasn't talked to me in a while after our little argument, she must be having Old Lady Syndrome".

Terri: "That makes sense, she seems to be bothered by everything lately."

by fsmbeliever July 23, 2021

old wise tale

The politically correct version of an "old wives tale"

Bobby's Grandma: "Put on your coat or you'll catch pneumonia"
Little Bobby: "Nah ah Grandma. That's an old wise tale. Pneumonia is caused by bacteria."

by enzoblinx July 20, 2006

old earth

What earth will be a trillion years from now.

Right now, Earth is relatively new. In a trillion years, it'll be OLD!

by Kenthar September 25, 2003