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Nut Chills

That feeling you get in your nuts when you think of getting some action off of a little hottie.
Awe shit, that hottie just gave me nut chills!
by wordsaregoodlikeboobs July 26, 2014
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Thigh Nut

When a Man is having sex with a girl and slips out of his Alpha and retreats. The “BETA” makes him retreat and nut in the thigh. The alpha in him don’t got time for no kids.
“I’m never bout to bust in dat bitch, I gave the bitch a thigh Nut.”
by King Leo JLY.23 May 10, 2020
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Show-Nuts

A man's testicles after a vasectomy, ornamental but no longer useful for reproducing.

Sack filling pebbles for the sake of appearance.
Had a bad fever and my balls got really hot, that usually makes you sterile but mine are show-nuts anyway, so what ever.

Took a shot to the show-nuts, lucky I already had my kids.
by Eric Thorsland June 14, 2018
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Nut Song

A song played by someone to celebrate getting a nut. It is traditionally played early in the morning in a fraternity house as the girl is leaving in order to A.) wake up your neighbors to let them know you got a nut, and B.) alert your boys so they have a chance to check her out as she leaves. It is also typically a really funny/goofy song, eg. the YMCA song, or Jump (For My Love).
"Yo, it's 8:30 in the morning. Who the fuck is playing "It's Raining Men"?"

"Oh, that's Dave's nut song. Let's go check her out."

"Fuck Dave. I don't care if he got a nut. I'm going back to bed."
by Degg City August 31, 2013
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nut scag

When your nuts be chafing so bad you have to spread your legs to ease the burn.
Dion - “oi cuzzie my nuts be chafing so bad I’m gonna have to go chuck a quick nut scag.”

Tucker - “yeah g you better spread em good that’s some serious chafage.”
by Ladinskí January 21, 2020
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Nut Stack

When the boys sit on each others shoulders and suck each others nuts.
Yeah fam wanna start a nut stack
by Nut stack guy June 26, 2020
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nuts drug

Losing horribly in any sport particularly basketball
did you see the Lakers last night? Man, they got they nuts drug!
by knowledge dread February 18, 2010
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