Biscuit

A male who, at first glance, seems to be a douchebag, but upon further study will turn out to have a heart of gold.

That puppy is actually pretty Biscuit. I mean, he hangs out with all of those assholes, but he's a real sweetheart.

by cyberview August 28, 2022

fat biscuit

CUuuuuuNNNNNNTTTTTT....nuff said

Chris is a total fat biscuit

by big dick bread January 30, 2017

cunt biscuit

A fat flaky dry vagina

Your face looks like a real cunt biscuit!

by highrollerjo March 17, 2017

the biscuits are baking

The baby’s are growing in my stomach
(Usually an inside joke) means to be pregnant

The biscuits are baking in the “oven”

by Don’t get _% October 18, 2019

Bourbon biscuit

A new insult to discreetly say " you are a bitch/slag/slut" ect.

Mum: *takes phone*

Me: you are such a bourbon biscuit

Mum: what the f-

by The Bi bitch May 12, 2022

Spanking Biscuits

When you and the boys are golfing and one of them (it could be you) gets a call from their ex-wife discussing child support money and/or custody of the kids.

The boys were hitting the links on a Thursday afternoon when we lost Johny, before realizing he was Spanking Biscuits

by Crag Scalpula April 19, 2025

Biscuit

An Irish cookie

Give me a biscuit there.

by Theothersos December 8, 2023