hob-knocker

when a guy hits you in the face with his penis.

the hob-knocker hit her face so hard she nearly passed out.

by jamie love pie! February 8, 2009

kfc knobing

Sexual act where the female shoves a chicken leg up the males arse and rams it until he's ready to cum. Just as he's about to cum the female will place the empty meal bucket in front of the male and he has to ejaculate into the bucket, if he hits then he then takes the bucket and slams it on top of the girls head. If he misses then as punishment the female must eat the shitty chicken.

This is a sexual act usually performed by sick freaks who also go dogging

There was no dogging happening so i went back and KFC knobbed my sister.

by The Shockmaster July 20, 2004

knob jockey

Meaning 1.
A Homosexual man that rides the knob/head of the penis to minimize penetration/painfulness during anal intercourse.

Meaning 2.
A anal retentive (tight assed) person that won't do a friend a small favour. The payout factor is that usually during sex the entire penis (shaft and knob) penetrates or is riden. This meaning suggests that via being a knob jockey and not a cock jockey that they are not giving the other party the satisfaction of riding the entire shaft rather than just the knob. Somewhat of a bastard.

Example 1.

Dude, I heard Rodney is a knob jockey.

Example 2.

Frances, fuck that man is so tight with is cash. Fucking knob jokcey.

by TROYum May 4, 2005

balloon knot

character on Bubba the Love Sponge show, on Sirius Satellite Radio

"Balloon Knot... I love you in a non-faggot way."

by heynow22 May 6, 2006

Cherry Knock

When you knock on someone's door and run away so you mess with their heads and they think they imagined it.

Either I was imagining it or someone cherry knocked me.

by Flickoh February 23, 2006

knob cheese

after lack of washing and cleaning, the penis' dirt builds up and sits there happily breeding minging bacteria that stinks like cheese. it is normally crusty and yellow in extreme condtions. you are a knob cheese if your a total twat.

he dumped me a day before my birthday also being the day my beloved dog died

knob cheese

by little miss dotty March 20, 2003

Kno dat

4-sho, thats true, you know it, yes

Sammie: Stefan you just came from Brian's house
Stefan: Kno dat


Stefan:Sammie Does alexis's pussy stank
Sammie:Kno dat

Ulysses:Brian doez Ashley H. breath smell like shit.
Brian:Knoe dat

by YaSuperman March 12, 2004