tits cold

when its so cold, you could fit your nuts through the eye of a needle

its fuckin' tits cold out here

by rayrodrey February 25, 2003

Tits in a Handbag!

An utterance used upon an unfortunate happening, like death, in an online computer game

(After being killed by a shotgun)
"Tits damn it!" -- "TITS IN A HANDBAG!"

by Johnny Hats November 15, 2009

Macguyver Tits

i. A pair of crafty breasts, usually belonging to a female. The nipples are either perky enough to pick a lock, or the breasts are so alluring to the male's gaze that they could disarm a gunman.

ii. A women's chest which appears large, but is in fact a bra stuffed with socks, tissue paper, duct tape, etc.

i. "Hey Steve, check out that girl at the end of the bar. She's using her Macguyver Tits to get drinks again!"

ii. "I wish I was a D-cup like you, Erin." "Here, you can borrow one of my bras and some toilet paper - just Macguyver some Tits."

by Lil Wreni March 19, 2010

swivel tits

(swiv-uhl tits)
-noun

1. A decorative pair of ceramic birds mounted on a rotating platform.

2. Unsightly pendulous sagging breasts often due to the combination of gravity and aging.

"You'll never believe what I picked up from the garage sale. Look, swivel tits!"

"Don't go in there! There is an old lady prancing around naked in the locker room. I just saw her swivel tits, and now I am scarred for life..."

by Dyslexicon March 29, 2010

Prism Tits

A woman or unfortunate man with extraordinarily pointy tits.

Clive: Oh man, that broad over there has some rampid ass prism tits.
The Z-Man: She certainly does Clive...She certainly does.

by AwesomeSuperBalls March 10, 2010

Whoppa Tits

The result of two malted milk balls (such as the candy "Whoppers") which have been stuck together to form what looks like a pair of malted milk tits.

"Oh my gosh, Dan! I left my Whoppers out in the sun, they hardened, and now I have a fresh pair of Whoppa Tits!"

by shamussss January 2, 2010

Chin Tits

When a woman has a double chin and pushes her breasts up underneath them at the same time.

I sure wouldn't mind titty fucking that fat whore's chin tits!

by Thezzar Mazzar January 20, 2010