empire state meeting

the empire state meeting, the meeting which will occur on November 30th 2021 9AM EST In which hundreds if not thousands of people will astral project over the empire state building in an effort to put new york city into psychosis, consequently starting the end of the kali yuga by spreading collapse in the west.

Man 1: you going to the empire state meeting?

Man 2: who isn't?

by masterminddnimretsam October 28, 2021

State Farm switch

When you find out your husband IS fucking Jake from State Farm on the low.

Anna was fooled by the State Farm switch when she heard her husband asking if Jake from State Farm liked the way he sucked Jake’s dick. She always knew Jake was on the DL

by DVillan October 11, 2020

Oklahoma State Trooper

When you push a bitch, after gaping her and then piss in her butthole.

i just hit the nastiest Oklahoma State Trooper on my great grandma.

by beejay45 November 4, 2025

United States of AIPAC

A satire derivative of "United States of America" hinting to how the U.S.A. is being controlled and "occupied" by the American Israeli Public Affairs Committee lobby via "donating" to congressmen in order to serve Israel's interests.

-Did you know that speaker of the house, Mike Johnson, is in bed with AIPAC?
-Lol...it's the United States of AIPAC at this point...

by Cpt.Sus May 11, 2024

United States Volunteer Rangers

A family basedScouting, Preparedness and Disaster Response Organization based in the United States that holds camping and survival events throughout the country

I caught that fish on a canoe trip with the United States Volunteer Rangers last weekend!

Or:
We just got a damage assessment from The United States Volunteer Rangers for Main Street. Looks like most of the buildings are structurally sound but there is some looting that needs to be addressed.

by angrycelt March 11, 2022

southwest texas state university

the name of the university that all the jackwads at Texas State wished they'd graduated from

geez Marjorie, if only my parents could have contributed to Southwest Texas State University I might not be stuck at Texas State

by SWT Alumni '89 June 2, 2017

Elementary schools in the United States

are the main point of delivery of primary education, for children between the ages of 5–11 (sometimes 5-10 or 5-12)

Elementary schools in the United States are the best.

by SPrice1980 May 6, 2023