Humancentipad 

The beginning of 15 season, when Kenny doesnt read the terms of agreement (how silly) and Cartman says the f word like 100 times

The beginning of 15 season, when Kenny doesn't read the terms of agreement (how silly) and gets involved in an experimental project called the Humancentipad and Cartman says the f word like 100 times and has an experimental project called the Humancentipad

Humancentipad by Roguenore May 24, 2011

human centralism 

The insane and baseless argument that humans have become more advance than god.

"God doesn't answer my prayers instantly, but I can answer my email instantly. Therefore, I must be superior." said Evan the retard.

"Oh, than you must believe in human centralism." said Danny.

human centralism by Dr. Rhorioe April 30, 2008

humansbeingbros 

a definition that is a reddit that makes you cry

dude is that humansbeingbros?
yeah
i love it!

humansbeingbros by THEFNAFMAN April 23, 2022

humanscript 

A lengthy list of complicated instructions that a human needs to follow to perform some task on a computer.

Something that should have been a computer program, but the author thought it is easier (for them) this way, so you now have to do it all manually. You will probably fail, but that's normal. To err is human.

Alan: How do I install the new version of Procedural Combobulator 12?
Blaise: You need to follow the doc that Charles wrote about it. It's there on the wiki.
Alan: Oh, no... not another humanscript. Isn't it why we invented computers? So we don't have to do it ourselves?
Blaise: Charles didn't get the memo, obviously.

humanscript by NotBigL September 27, 2022

humanspeed 

To move fast but not nearly as fast as godspeed. Closer to Devilspeed

Whoa that guy sucks

Yeah he's only going humanspeed

humanspeed by L1zard January 19, 2023

humansquatch 

Male with extremely large hands and feet and grotesquely enlarged penis.

Osiris was suspected to be a humansquatch. It became a fact when he went skinny dipping with us

humansquatch by Xyyguy June 28, 2023

humanshit 

the worst type of all shits (whorse than dogshit and apeshit and horseshit) . Its contaminated with all kinds of gross things, like drugs and alcohol and its disgusting and has no value at all.

Carlos : hey, bro, did you like the new videogame i gave you for your birthday?
Juan: Nah... Sorry , dawg, its just a big pile of humanshit

humanshit by AndSomeRamen March 21, 2025