Ham for the Gram

When you overact in front of the camera

Playin up for social media
I always ham for the gram If I know someone is recording

She is totes a ham for the gram!
by Bld84t April 19, 2021
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HAM-radio silence

H(ard) A(s a) M(otherfucker)-radio silence. When you don't reply to someone because you're genuinely super busy with the real world.
Sorry for the HAM-radio silence. I wasn't ignoring you - I just got roped into a big cleaning sesh at work. Wanna make out?
by Slippery Dipp February 05, 2025
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Pressing ham

When two dudes greet eachother, in a non-gay way, by lifting their shirts and pressing their bare fat guys together.
Two dudes: "Hey dude how's it going?" * They Press ham

Dude over there: "wtf was that!?"

Two dudes together: "it's pressing ham man! Best way to greet someone!"
by Drop-it April 01, 2017
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Ham-arm

Ham-arm

/verb/

To go about an action, process, or method in a forcefully lazy manner in a facile attempt at cutting corners.
A boy's mother asked him to bring in the groceries. Not wanting to spend more than five minutes away from his video games, he decided to ham-arm the groceries in one trip. Suffering a form of economic natural selection, the young man soon found dust imprints on his desk along with a receipt from the local pawn shop - a fitting punishment for breaking the eggs for the fifth time in a row.
by Gregor Ford March 28, 2014
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Ham Suxley

a homosexual male who excels in school yet struggles to grow an inch or get taller.
see that loser over there... that's Ham Suxley
by sichael mummers June 05, 2019
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ham tackle

When your mates about to get with an ugly bird, so you run in and save him.
Simon: you were smashed last night
Dave: totally had to ham tackle you
by Lp27 September 29, 2017
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Ham doggin’

The act of performing aggressive pork like feeding rituals while holding a CoRNDOGGS above your head like an undercover weenie
Hey Devon! Did you see Cletus at the party last night ham doggin’ on Glenese? Her hips were really swangin!
by The female ham dog December 01, 2019
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