five alarm chili

Nickname for a real hot and crazy gangstar in the nejghborhood. Generally someone who talks a lot and is known for his "hot-n-spicy" wit.
Yo, five alarm chili was like "Julian's ride would be a dope ride to pull some poon in, that is if he wasn't rockin it."
by bryant October 22, 2004
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Five Finger Slam

When you get angry at your woman and brutally ass fuck her with your fist.
If i catch you cheating on me your gonna get the five finger slam without any lube.
by Sneaux Bake July 22, 2008
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Clean up on isle five.

Clean up on isle five is when you take a squirty dump on your partner's chest and clean it up in a mopping motion with your balls.
Benny Goodman really spilled the beans on Susan last night. Luckily he was feeling guilty enough to perform a clean up on isle five.
by Derty Keven February 03, 2010
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Late Night Five

The term describing the five late-night comedy shows featuring Jay Leno, Conan O'Brien, David Letterman, Craig Ferguson, and Jimmy Kimmel.

(Note: I probably forgot other late-night comedy shows.)

(Also note: Doesn't count Jon Stewart, Colbert, or the stand-up performances on Comedy Central. Their airing times are different.)
Jeez, I have to keep switching between the Late Night five, they're on at the same time, and rather funny.
by OLOL January 24, 2007
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Five dollar bag

by Lehem October 18, 2003
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Five-Knuckle-Doc-Shuffle

The act of typing out a document for no other purpose than someone's pleasure; someone who likes documents for documents sake; a document that will bare little useful fruit or results.

Common in software development organisations and bureaucracies.
Has the project started? No, we're have to do the five-knuckle-doc-shuffle first.
by docshuffler April 08, 2009
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five guy cream pie

An all male orgy of five guys or more. The acts committed are limited only by the participants imagination but a true five guy cream pie MUST consist of at least two things; a) five male participants and b) lots of semen
Joseph R. Cools: "Did you see Antron is in the hospital?"
Dr. Steve: "No, what happened?!"
Joseph R. Cools: "He took part in a five guy cream pie last night"
Dr. Steve: "When will he learn?"
by Dr. Steve Cleamer January 16, 2015
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