I dont give a rats left foot

Simular to the phrase "I dont give a rats ass" but for use in enviroments with under 3's. If you want to say "I dont give a rats ass" but happen to be in the crèche you can alternatively use "I dont give a rats left foot".

This phrase is also good around people that would willingly class themselves as snowflakes, assholes or English language Nazi's.
I dont give a rats left foot about all the times the process works, I only care about times the process does not work.
by UrbanUsers February 10, 2022
Get the I dont give a rats left foot mug.

Parrot foot

Yo, I just got a 3.5 of some straight up parrot foot !
by January 19, 2025
Get the Parrot foot mug.

Foot face

You foot face!

That’s a slur
by May 17, 2025
Get the Foot face mug.

Metric foot

One tritometre. of a metre or 33 mm. Approximately 13.123 British Imperial inches.
I need a six metric foot hole.
by Jaymax February 20, 2022
Get the Metric foot mug.

Metric foot

One tritometre. of a metre or 33 mm. Approximately 13.123 British Imperial inches.
I need a six metric foot hole.
by Jaymax February 20, 2022
Get the Metric foot mug.

Small foot disorder

When you have a small or under average foot and the reason for his is to wait her nibble off the ends or to tape the toes dumbass girls do this for attention.
Justin: ur feet are tiny u ugly hoe

Waverly: omg thanks I just bit the back part off *blushes*

Justin: u have problems u ugly whore

Waverly : I know heheh

Justin : u have Small foot disorder
by Smallfeetbitch May 24, 2021
Get the Small foot disorder mug.

Foot-ass

It can mean one of two things :

1. When someone basically shoots themselves in the foot when doing something, screws themselves over, a self-fulfilling prophecy etc.

Or...

2. When you get beat at something or get your ass handed to you by someone in any way, shape or form.

( Note : Check yourself before you screw yourself. )

Simply put, don’t be a foot-ass. Lol.
Examples :

And to think, Tyler thought he was all that and a bag of Pretzels... Boy, what an absolute foot-ass!

Or...

Everything was fine until Phoebe started to shade us around her new friends... She’s been such a foot-ass lately...

Or...

Can’t you go 5 seconds without being a foot-ass?
by July 11, 2021
Get the Foot-ass mug.