five alarm chili

Nickname for a real hot and crazy gangstar in the nejghborhood. Generally someone who talks a lot and is known for his "hot-n-spicy" wit.

Yo, five alarm chili was like "Julian's ride would be a dope ride to pull some poon in, that is if he wasn't rockin it."

by bryant October 22, 2004

Five Finger Slam

When you get angry at your woman and brutally ass fuck her with your fist.

If i catch you cheating on me your gonna get the five finger slam without any lube.

by Sneaux Bake August 17, 2008

Clean up on isle five.

Clean up on isle five is when you take a squirty dump on your partner's chest and clean it up in a mopping motion with your balls.

Benny Goodman really spilled the beans on Susan last night. Luckily he was feeling guilty enough to perform a clean up on isle five.

by Derty Keven February 3, 2010

Late Night Five

The term describing the five late-night comedy shows featuring Jay Leno, Conan O'Brien, David Letterman, Craig Ferguson, and Jimmy Kimmel.

(Note: I probably forgot other late-night comedy shows.)

(Also note: Doesn't count Jon Stewart, Colbert, or the stand-up performances on Comedy Central. Their airing times are different.)

Jeez, I have to keep switching between the Late Night five, they're on at the same time, and rather funny.

by OLOL January 28, 2007

Five dollar bag

$50 worth of drugs

by Lehem October 18, 2003

five guy cream pie

An all male orgy of five guys or more. The acts committed are limited only by the participants imagination but a true five guy cream pie MUST consist of at least two things; a) five male participants and b) lots of semen

Joseph R. Cools: "Did you see Antron is in the hospital?"
Dr. Steve: "No, what happened?!"
Joseph R. Cools: "He took part in a five guy cream pie last night"
Dr. Steve: "When will he learn?"

by Dr. Steve Cleamer January 16, 2015

Five-Knuckle-Doc-Shuffle

The act of typing out a document for no other purpose than someone's pleasure; someone who likes documents for documents sake; a document that will bare little useful fruit or results.

Common in software development organisations and bureaucracies.

Has the project started? No, we're have to do the five-knuckle-doc-shuffle first.

by docshuffler April 8, 2009