Quick-dump artist

Akin to a quick-draw artist with a six-shooter; ie; Gunslinger. The quick -dump artist is similar only with the art of the toilet bowl versus a gun.

"Hey Dude I thought you had to make a doo-doo before we leave." I already did; I'm a quick-dump artist.

by kingmerriam April 21, 2014

ball dump

when you shit on your balls.

I have to shower because I took a ball dump.

by apcd13 June 29, 2015

Three-Course-Dump

Step 1 (The Apootizer): This is the beginning of a shitty ride. This will be a light loosening of the spinky, and possibly even a log or two may drop. However you are simply preparing for the main course so remain pootient.

Step 2 (The main Poo-latter): Logs will be droppin’, spinkies will be poppin’. Things could get messy real quick. You might even want to invest in a deeper toilet bowl to avoid splash damage.

Step 3 (Dessert Deuces): Now that the main Poo-latter is over, its time to finish it off with a nice Crème Poolée. These logs will be nice and creamy, with a layer of crusty caramel glazed on top.

Bon appootit.

TyrantulaSaurus Rex: Yo Buhl watchu doin for the Super Bowl?

Big Cheesy: I’m taking a nice three-course-dump. In other words, I’m taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.

TyrantulaSaurus Rex: Sweet so you’re telling me the New England Pootriots aren’t in it this year?

Big Cheesy: That’s right. I’m taking them with me too. Should be very pooleasant.

by Stoney69 February 2, 2020

Memorial Dump

A Memorial Dump is a dump taken in honor of someone. Usually someone will get ready to take a dump then declare either mentally or verbally "this one is for you" and proceed to drop a massive dump in their honor.

I took a memorial dump in your honor!

by Himbiblyscibly July 13, 2025

Cab over dump truck

The act of placing one fist on top of the other and inserting it into the anus of your partner.

Grandma K is crazy I can’t believe she invented the cab over dump truck!

by Djnellyz October 15, 2023

Ned's Dump

A technical term used in software development, meaning to dump the most recent data in a set.

Q: Dude, did you get Ned's Dump for that report?
A: No, but I have Ned's Dump ready for your face!

by zlarky December 4, 2010

Dont Dump The Cheese In Their Ears

To warn someone not to make the same mistake they always gravitate towards making.

Bundaga pls dont dump the cheese in their ears at cash open

by helphp October 18, 2022