Joe: "What is that on your neck?"
Jesse: "Oh, it's just my David piece."
Like Kanye wears Jesus pieces, Jerry Seinfeld wears David pieces.
Jesse: "Oh, it's just my David piece."
Like Kanye wears Jesus pieces, Jerry Seinfeld wears David pieces.
by chaos04165 September 20, 2008
Person 1: Wow dude, did you see Allison walk thru here.
Person 2: Dude, Allison has a mustache. Don't be pulling a David James.
Person 2: Dude, Allison has a mustache. Don't be pulling a David James.
by concrete man August 11, 2011
Gay beastiality porn involving male animals and most often a blonde haired pervert, documented, filmed by and starring David Attenborough or any other males named David with a surname of 7 letters+ and white skin.
Michael the perverted SOB: hey David I went down to the adult movie store the other day then looked in the Gay David porn section and rented your latest "documentary" *winks*, I can't wait to fap to it and hopefully triple myself!
David: Oh!, That's my best movie so far I'm sure you will enjoy it, and the last time I watched it I tripleed myself, So good luck!
Michael the perverted SOB: Thanks XXXX!
David: Oh!, That's my best movie so far I'm sure you will enjoy it, and the last time I watched it I tripleed myself, So good luck!
Michael the perverted SOB: Thanks XXXX!
by natureenthuesiast December 21, 2010
An insanely hot kickass emo boy that listens to mc chris and I wish to have as my own. God that boy drives me crazy.
by Flooky April 10, 2005
Guys who are VERY attractive, sexy, hot, fine, very fuckable... Like damn why is he so good looking... and then you hear the voice.. and say OH SHIT he has the David Beckham Syndrome.
In case you live under a rock and don't know who David Beckham is... well let's just say you need to take a look at that sexy fine piece of ass yourself; under google images... and then listen to his voice on youtube.
See the problem with this Syndrome is... that these guys are SO fucking perfect but then... that voice.. It's SO fucking unmanly and sounds like a little 7 year old school boy. It's so wrong and such a turn off. But why are they so sexyy.. and then you question yourself if you should find another man or continue with the David Beckham Syndrome man like Victoria Beckham chose to.. :(
Now if you're a guy with this problem... we suggest you never speak.. or you better have money and lots of it, like David Beckham ;)
In case you live under a rock and don't know who David Beckham is... well let's just say you need to take a look at that sexy fine piece of ass yourself; under google images... and then listen to his voice on youtube.
See the problem with this Syndrome is... that these guys are SO fucking perfect but then... that voice.. It's SO fucking unmanly and sounds like a little 7 year old school boy. It's so wrong and such a turn off. But why are they so sexyy.. and then you question yourself if you should find another man or continue with the David Beckham Syndrome man like Victoria Beckham chose to.. :(
Now if you're a guy with this problem... we suggest you never speak.. or you better have money and lots of it, like David Beckham ;)
Some fine sexy ass of man approaches you at a club.. you start dancing.. thinking damn he's so fine.. and then after the song is over or you decide to talk.. you hear the voice.. and in your head you're like FUCK he has the David Beckham Syndrome.
by Very concerned girls!!!!! January 02, 2010
After the existance of the great being named "David". There are many people named "David" in the world; however, there is just one that can be referenced to greatness. Killioughta, David. Before he came along, most were just ...well, he was a god-send!
by frying pan April 26, 2004
The man. The best Canadian scientest ever. Genetecist and enviornmentalist. To be used as a complement....or as sexual adverb. (Sexual adverb was ispired by tree-hugging)
by Maengun_Odayin (Heather V!) February 08, 2010