Typo Crack

Making god awful spelling errors whilst typing.

During an instant message argument between Frank and Jenny, they were both so upset that the exchange of each word looked like they were both on typo crack.

by Ron Sin - Second Life September 24, 2012

crack clown

a person known otherwise as an immatureintellectual, compulsive liar, make-up skills of a 2 year old

Look at that crack clown scaring away the boys with her make-up!

by barrybenson February 18, 2015

crack whore

I crack addict who would do anything and I mean anything for some crack.

The crack whore gave me a BJ without a condom on while I was on the john for a nickel bag of crack.

by ThisRickJamesBiatch April 25, 2010

crack time

A time that can range from 30 minutes to 4 hours when starting you'll be about 15 minutes unroll you show up or come round etc

Person1: hey what time will u be round

Person2: about 10 minutes
*2 hours later*
Person 1: you said 10 minutes

Person 2: yeah 10 minutes crack time

by Rachiie babii November 8, 2019

Crazy crack

A person who has a hairline crack of crazy in them, such that if you tap it, the crazy will come pouring out.

I know the dude's a nice guy but he's got a crazy crack waiting to pop

by BSNBG January 21, 2011

upper crack

When a man is so fat that his crack reaches his lower back, it is known as a upper crack.

"Eww I can see that guys upper crack, this is why I don't go to the beach."

by Killer croc57 August 29, 2015

Crack cookies

Cookie that contain a white substance that is highly addictive and eating them will lead to people calling you “Cookie Monster.”

Elmo: Hey Big Bird, got the good stuff?
Big Bird: Had some crack cookies, but Cookie Monster ate them all.
Elmo: *gives Cookie Monster the death stare* that crackhead

by snortcocaina February 24, 2020