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Buddhism 

Buddhism is a religion (not just a "philosophy") practiced by millions of people, primarily in Southeast Asia, China, Japan, and (increasingly) in the U.S. It is actually the most diverse family of religions, and the only major religion never to have sponsored a holy war. Founded by Siddhartha Gautama in northern India in the 6th Century B.C.E., Buddhism teaches that life is suffering, that the suffering is caused by desire and other delusions, and that overcoming these delusions will extinguish the suffering.

Most Buddhists believe in reincarnation, and strive to achieve Nirvana (enlightenment) and thus get off the 'wheel of rebirth' (in other words, cease being reincarnated). This can be interpreted as "nonexistence," or as graduating to a higher plane of existence -- being reunited with the universe itself.
Buddhism neither believes nor disbelieves in God; it is simply not considered an important question. But Buddhists do believe in the soul and afterlife (reincarnation). Buddhism is the most philosophical, contemplative, and psychologically oriented of all the major religions.
Buddhism by Jonas Smithson September 13, 2005

Buddha Bitch

A very peaceful, loving, funny, beautiful and utmost amazing girl/woman who you can look at all day long and just want to be around. Very Curvy and outgoing a buddha bitch will always make your day. Any woman willing to be nicknamed anything that has the word "bitch" in it is well enough a keeper. When they are a bitch it is always a laugh and never anything beyond sarcasm. This trait gives you the exciting feeling of dating a psycho bitch with none of the consequences. They are able to pull off a great image of beauty without altering anything physical about themselves. Any man who is a ladies man should appreciate what these women are capable of.

While on the hunt you may want to go in for the kill but WAIT! be patient like a cheetah and things will work themselves out.

To describe in one word...Goddess
To describe in one word repeated 3 times...HOT HOT HOT

Get your Buddha Bitch today! THEY ARE RUNNING OUT!
Willy-"hey I'm going to call you buddha bitch cause your a peaceful bitch of kickassery"

Nilly-"awww, that makes me want to do sexy stuff to you Willy!"
Buddha Bitch by Mr. Buldger February 24, 2010

Wing Biddy 

When a single biddy decides to go out, she enlists the help of one or more of her closest friends to play the role of "wing biddy". This is the female equivalent of the "wingman". The wing biddy's responsibilities include:

1.) Making sure the queen biddy gets some, but that it is quality
2.) Using her biddy skills to deflect attention to queen biddy

A wing biddy is selfless, charming, she drinks shot for shot with her queen biddy, but is always in control. If necessary a wing biddy will take one for the team.
Bro: "Who are you bringing to my party tonight?"

Biddy: "Just me and my favorite wing biddy"

Bro: "Awesomeeeeee"
Wing Biddy by Queen biddy November 15, 2010

Budda Budda

An onomatopoeic representation of the sound of gunfire.
Judge Dredd: Drop it, creep! *budda budda*
Criminal: aaaaaaaagh
Budda Budda by Retropants December 13, 2007

Buddhist Palm

A move popularized in many Martial Arts film originating from China.

Some of Jet Li's movies, Iron Monkey and Stephen Chow's 'Kung Fu Hustle' make use of the Buddhist Palm technique.

In Anime: Chiriku from the 'Naruto' series uses a similar technique called 'Raigou Senjusatsu'.
From Kung Fu Hustle

Landlady: Remember the Buddhist technique of palm descending from heaven?

LandLord: The long lost Buddhist Palm that we all that was forever gone!
Buddhist Palm by Samanosuke December 3, 2009

Dumb-Biddy 

A femal who has Gotten drunk and started crying, dropped your beer, complained for an inexcusable amount of time, broken a glass piece, embarassed me publically by uttering loud racist/anti-homeless people remarks, walked into a wall, started dancing with your girlfreinds when "your song" comes on, complained again, caused drama cause there hasn't been enough in the last 7 minutes, thrown up on me or Matt Vahidi, sung in a cab or crowded elevator, abbreviated your girlfriends by their initials (i.e. You girls are my life forever KD MV PJ LK LF EM), played two friends, asked a guy to buy you a drink, told me you weren't drunk when you are falling on the floor retarded, got mad at me for calling you a dumb biddy, dropped the boyfriend bomb a solid hour and a half into the night, etc.,
But STILL looked damn HOT when you were doing so.
This is a Dumb Biddy.
I was at a bar and a Dumb-Biddy fell on my lap, she screamed, I smiled.
Dumb-Biddy by Ari G October 10, 2005