A femal who has Gotten drunk and started crying, dropped your
beer, complained for an inexcusable amount of time, broken a glass
piece, embarassed me publically by uttering loud racist/anti-homeless
people remarks, walked into a wall, started dancing with your girlfreinds when "your song" comes on, complained again, caused drama cause there hasn't been enough in the last 7 minutes, thrown up on me or Matt Vahidi, sung in a cab or crowded elevator, abbreviated your girlfriends by their initials (i.e. You girls are my life forever KD MV PJ LK LF EM), played two friends, asked a guy to buy you a drink, told me you weren't drunk when you are falling on the floor
retarded, got mad at me for calling you a dumb biddy, dropped the boyfriend
bomb a solid hour and a half into the night, etc.,
But STILL looked damn
HOT when you were doing so.
This is a Dumb Biddy.