Cooking the dog

When your ex girlfriend/boyfriend makes up a bullshit story to get you jealous so you'll want to get back with them. See also Fatal Attraction - boiling the rabbit

Crystal was cooking the dog when she told you your best friend was drunk and hitting on her.

by anonymous June 9, 2021

dog walker

eleanor calder. louis tomlinson from one directions ‘girlfriend’

“eleanor is just his dog walker”

by lhh harry June 12, 2021

dog toe

cigarette.

Hey man, lemme hold one o' them dog toes.

by fuckstain September 15, 2003

Petting the dog

Anal Fingering.

Matt: I saw Preston petting the dog last night!

Preston: Damn weirdo.

by PencilBuzz July 16, 2023

Velcro dog

When your dog follows u everywhere no matter how long how far and where u go ur dog is ur shadow

My dog keeps following me everywhere I think she's becoming a Velcro dog

by anonymous July 27, 2022

dog meat

Meat coming from dogs, eaten in countries like China (excluding Hong Kong), South Korea, Switzerland, East Timor, Tonga and several more. Taboo in countries like the USA and UK.

That guy ate some dog meat for dinner there.

by randomuser2349 December 13, 2009

Dog's Cock

Or Dog Cock; journalist slang for the exclamation mark (!)

A full stop's not enough for that sentence - better add a dog's cock.

by Gugus August 15, 2006