Mississippi Candy Cane

Mississippi Candy Cane is when you fuck a girl that is on her period, once your cock comes out it has blood and cum on it making it look like a candy cane.

My girlfriend was on her period and I decided to fuck her and after she got to suck on a Mississippi candy cane.

by BikerCaleb January 5, 2023

Candy cane

A man spread dick pic with multiple filters

Person 1: Have you seen his candy cane?
Person 2: yeah I like it with the black and white filter

by tickler9898 January 16, 2024

Candy Ass (CA)

Usually a grown man that is a wuss, pussy, and complaining a lot when it comes to them being sick and/or in pain.

The man is being such a candy ass (CA) because he won’t stop fussing about his hurt toe!

by beans and bullshit April 29, 2022

Noodle Candy

Raw Ramen Noodles.

"Dude, we were so high, we didn't want to make the ramen, so we just ate noodle candy."

by Smoker Face October 12, 2011

Abysmal Hard Candy

The weird yellow ring candy that just spawns in your Halloween trick or treat pillowcase that is wrapped in exclusively one piece of plastic with no nutrition label. Nobody at the function know where or how this "food" came to be, and may god only save you if you eat this atrocity to man. This shit was definitely made in a lab because how does one make something so abysmal.

Man, that makes that Abysmal Hard Candy look absolutely abysmal

by theelitephayze69420 December 6, 2024

taffy candy

very good candy

do you like taffy candy?

by woserz February 5, 2018

Candy

Candy is a slang acronym meaning Circumcised Anal Nutty Dick Yosemite.

The meaning of 'Candy' is a circumcised dick covered in pure man ejaculation from anal sexual intercourse weather it be hetero or homo, then afterward of a cream-pie, a large explosion of fecal matter erupt into the partner preforming the sexual acts.

I did my wife so hard that it ended in a large candy!

by CoolAidCheeseMan June 18, 2022