Fishing Lines

Text messages sent out to random sluts in your sluttation in hopes that at least one will get back to you so you can get laid. Fishing lines can be sent out at the beginning of the night or drunken at 3 am.

J: Yo what are we gonna do tonight?
F: Well I'm throwin out some fishing lines right now. Hopefully one of these sluts gets back to me and we can just get drunk and slam em till 7 am.

by JoeDefinesThings June 14, 2011

Teegan (Pick Up Line)

in 700AD teegans pickup line was "Are you ready for Daddy?", now in 2023 she says, "do you want this fuego?"

Amber: *being normal*
Teegan (pick up line) : "Are you ready for daddy?"

by SerenadingCats September 9, 2023

My direct line

25 kids 75 ex's 1000000 hired security

My direct line could triangulate in 7s three times M4 RPGs and flashbangs mk6s and aks

by Cody5050 January 28, 2022

line

Can be miles longer tthan just an alleyway width, with binoculars and spools. Can be balled in to fists and "devil's hands." Can also be threaded through walls and windowsills.

"Are you sure they are real?"." "They're not they're lines all over me."

by Drug torture victim December 6, 2019

Austin Line

Is a disc golf line to the basket that is so brave that Simon lizotte wouldn’t do it

Woah dude! That’s definitely an Austin line!

by Discgolfer499 October 11, 2022

Seaside Sewer Line

When a dude fucks a chick, and she cums all over his dick, and then he proceeds to fuck a man in the ass, and the odor created is referred to as the “seaside sewer line”.

Little Natey didn’t know he was bi until he tried a seaside sewer line.

by eL_dao March 2, 2024

There was a long line ahead of me

Da "ultimate" in acceptable excuses for why it took you so long to finish shopping, processing'delivering bureaucratic paperwork, or otherwise conducting routine business.

Telling your having-impatiently-waited family or car-pool buddies, "There was a long line ahead of me" may indeed get you off da hook as far as their venting their seething wrath at you, but you yourself will likely find it very stressful (not to mention tiring on your achy legs and feet!) to have to cool your heels in line for so long, and so in the end you may feel similarly weakened and emotionally exhausted as you would have if you'd had to "face the music" because you **hadn't** had any plausible excuse for producing such a lengthy delay in finishing up.

by QuacksO January 18, 2020