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by 584940493395874392034839394 October 20, 2024

Police Officer in dark room: Excuse me, sir! May you please pull it out for a second? That rubber looks okay, enjoy your cruising in this safe space.
by TeamGL December 14, 2016

by Naomonster June 7, 2022

by Sexydimma October 5, 2017

November 1st is official space cadet day be me and my friends astronaut costumes got here a day late and we need a reason to wear them
by Space cadet boy November 1, 2019

by inyuasha September 9, 2025

Space Chicken -- In the space industry, when multiple teams have to deliver products that hook up together. Everyone is late, but no one admits it waiting for one of the other teams do flinch and take the blame.
Yododyne was taking late on their Oscillator Overthruster development, but suspected that the Flux Capacitor team was also behind schedule, so they said nothing at the meeting with John Bigboote engaging them in a game of Space Chicken!
by skipoopy May 10, 2024
