Bob ur uncle

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Bob ur uncle

by VioletPW November 21, 2021

Uncle Frank

Uncle Frank(full name(false) Frank Lee Redmon Jones, also known as Mr. Jones) is an entity which takes the form of a very old man who lures children to his cabin in the middle of the woods with promises of candy, then proceeds to feed on their life energy through forced sexual acts. He can often be seen hiding in the closets and under the beds of small children or driving either a white van or an old pick-up truck. This creature may also take the form of Mr. Jones, a middle aged man who kidnaps children in his white van to feed on their life energy through forced sexual acts in the woods, then dismembers them. This creature is number one on the FBI's List of Most Wanted Pedophiles. This creature can be killed, however it can be hard to tell if it is actually deceased because the creature has the ability to appear to be dead for long periods of time. It survives off of the life energy of human beings, particularly children, however if prepared can go into a period of hibernation and not feed for long durations of time.

I love my Uncle Frank very much.

by Terminated Wumbo July 12, 2020

Uncle

Uncles are the husbands of your aunts. And uncles can either be the living relative of your mother or your father (Mostly likely both). You are the nephew (male relative) or niece (female relative) of your uncle(s). Uncles are like the more distant, complex, cheeky, and over-complicated father-type relatives of your family. Uncles tend to be one of the few respected figures within your family and they are most likely to treat you like their friend- the older you get. Uncles tend to be overweight, balding, older, loud, funny, and obsessed with things like politics, sports TV, current news, ranting over politics, food, and beer. You most likely notice that your uncle is more religious.

You: I have an uncle.

by MsJacques August 14, 2023

Uncle Granda

Cunt that's been in aw eh wars, aw eh films n been pished through aw em.

Mind uncle granda pure mad saving Ryan

by Hand Jobbies October 29, 2019

Uncle Jim

Not someone who should be within 50 miles of a school zone.

My bully chasing me: "You've got nowhere to run dipshit"
My Uncle Jim: *appears*
MY bully now realizing that we are not within 50 miles of a school zone: *prepares his asshole*

by Dirty,dan January 28, 2022

Uncle Fucker

When some one fucks some one else's uncle

Iv'e fucked more uncles than you uncle fucker

by Chikabille February 10, 2021

uncle thomas

A redneck insult describing A white person who favors blacks vs. Thier own race
( The white version of an "uncle tom". )

"Joey is wearing fubu jeans , a mecca shirt , and a Durag" , "that kid is such an uncle thomas"

by BIGSEAN727 November 20, 2015