Chocolate Surprise

When a guy or girl take a massive shit into their sexual partners mouth

I gave Jimmy a chocolate surprise last night

by robowolf May 3, 2016

ogre ooze surprise

When a male coats his flaccid dick with a mixture of onions, enchiladas, and raw egg yolk, then proceeds to stick it into any hole whilst yelling “THE OGRELORD HAS ARRIVED!”

“God damn Jenn is such a freak, she let me do the ogre ooze surprise on her last night!”

by Qeefburger October 23, 2017

Chocolate cake batter surprise

When you are baking a cake and run out of chocolate and decide to use your diarrhea as a substitute, but you don’t tell anyone and it is a surprise

He had a chocolate cake batter surprise after eating his friend’s cake. He ended up shitting it out the next day and making his own version of it.

by FireFuego May 20, 2025

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023