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Fake door close

When your mom told you to go to sleep hours ago, but you decided you would stay up and play video games and you hear her coming down the hall, so you put everything down and act asleep. You wait until you hear the door open and shut to start moving again. But, surprise, surprise, she shut the door, and stayed inside your room, and caught you red handed.
Man, I'm sorry you had to hear me scream while my mom beat my ass last night, but she did that "fake door close" on me.
by GraysenGG July 22, 2023
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New door mat

Free ticket for butt stuff when bought by your significant other for your home
My wife bought a new door mat time to pound the brown
by Rustybuffalo January 5, 2023
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lovers door

I slammed my dick right into her lovers door!
by englando February 13, 2018
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Door(s)

The Roblox game with horror monsters chasing you, ready to slaughter you.
by Doors_Rush_Official November 18, 2024
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Train Doored

To be caught or stuck in between closing train doors
I was Train Doored in the LRT Baclaran station
by EDSA2 June 9, 2022
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There is another opportunity out there.

Take a chance.

Similar to there are plenty of other fish in the sea.
John: I don't like my job.

Mary: Behind every door there is another bail of hay.
by jak8012 July 24, 2018
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Back door Munch

someone who indulge themselves in eating ass
ed Sheeran is a back door munch because he likes to spread people’s legs and eat their booty hole
by backdoormuncher January 28, 2025
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