A self-loathing Diaspora Asian who always tries to support the opinions of 'woke' White people, even if it means overlooking the effects that these opinions have on other Asians. They will always try to align their opinions with the ones of 'Politically correct' White people, while also ignoring Asian-Specific issues, such as lack of representation, asian hate-crimes and emasculation in media.
Incorrect white person: Asians aren't that oppressed.
Boba Asian: I agree with this!
Asian: No, we are oppressed. We suffer due to hate crimes and are depicted badly in main-stream media.
Boba Asian: Well yeah, but Other minority is more oppressed and affected worse! Asians aren't that oppressed compared to others!
Boba Asian: I agree with this!
Asian: No, we are oppressed. We suffer due to hate crimes and are depicted badly in main-stream media.
Boba Asian: Well yeah, but Other minority is more oppressed and affected worse! Asians aren't that oppressed compared to others!
by ifearmyself March 17, 2024
Get the Boba Asianmug. When a guy ejaculates all over a woman’s face in missionary, and then proceeds to use the cum as eyelash liner.
Tim: Hey Jim, what’s taking so long for your girl to get ready for prom?
Jim: Hey man, I just had to help her get her Asian Pinstripes on.
Jim: Hey man, I just had to help her get her Asian Pinstripes on.
by Dick Remi April 9, 2024
Get the Asian pinstripemug. A set of emojis recreating Twitch emojis but instead of some dumb pepega people it's Jayden which makes it 10 times more lit.
Person 1: :weirdchamp:
Person 2: I think you mean :weirdchampasian:
Person 1: ah yes sorry I forgot asian emojis are much cooler
Person 2: I think you mean :weirdchampasian:
Person 1: ah yes sorry I forgot asian emojis are much cooler
by MortyBoi December 8, 2020
Get the Asian emojismug. 
Successfully weaving or navigating through individual or groups of Asians who are not attentive to surroundings, personal spaces, or the speed limit. Alt: the act of driving in California.
I ended up playing Asian Pinball again this morning on the way to work when the first 3 cars I passed going under the speed limit on the 101 were being driven by Asians.
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by Spicy Green Chile January 7, 2015
Get the Asian Pinballmug. Parents of Asian origin, very often call you a failure/disappointment. Throw deadly slippers if provoked. They don't really make sense but God forbid, you talk back
Asian parents: "Timmy, what u get in math test?"
Timmy: "I got a B"
Asian parents: "Failure, why you get B? You no study? Stupid, back in my day. I had to walk 50 kilometres to school everyday, I had to swim through the oceans, fighting sharks and piranhas-"
Timmy: "That doesn't make se-"
Asian parents: *pulls out slipper from the black hole that is their pocket* " I am Asian, only talk back to me when you know how to do them dishes right"
Timmy: "I'm sorry"
Asian parents: "Good, go clean your room and go shower, you smell"
Timmy: "I got a B"
Asian parents: "Failure, why you get B? You no study? Stupid, back in my day. I had to walk 50 kilometres to school everyday, I had to swim through the oceans, fighting sharks and piranhas-"
Timmy: "That doesn't make se-"
Asian parents: *pulls out slipper from the black hole that is their pocket* " I am Asian, only talk back to me when you know how to do them dishes right"
Timmy: "I'm sorry"
Asian parents: "Good, go clean your room and go shower, you smell"
by Justyouraveragefailure May 23, 2023
Get the Asian parentsmug. by stanblackpink09 June 14, 2023
Get the Asian Teen Cornmug.