by bootyfucker_69 December 19, 2021

Me: you online tonight?
Friend: yeah I’ll be on at 8pm
*now 10pm and still no sign of them*
Me: You’re an absolute cap merchant!
Friend: yeah I’ll be on at 8pm
*now 10pm and still no sign of them*
Me: You’re an absolute cap merchant!
by Frostiee2209 June 27, 2022

Bro that´s Cap
by Princeofsaiyangods November 4, 2020

Sweet tablet candies made to look like metal soda bottle caps in grape, cola, orange, root beer, and cherry flavors. Bottle Caps candy was originally introduced by Breaker Confections in 1972.1 They are currently sold by the Ferrara Candy Company.
individual Bottle Caps candy was made much smaller. The underside was flattened, and no longer resembles the underside of a bottle cap.
by SPrice1980 January 16, 2023

Cap, also known as LilCaptain5 is very very hot and sexy and cool. He does not make among us joke and he is very cool and awesome and he is cool.
Cap is a child.
The GIF below represents cap's height.
when can i go home please i haven't eaten in 8 years
Cap is a child.
The GIF below represents cap's height.
when can i go home please i haven't eaten in 8 years
random guy - "who was that one very very very very cool guy who is not TNTSWEAT?"
me- "LilCaptain5 is the best ever cool"
me- "LilCaptain5 is the best ever cool"
by bro who tf is taking my names September 6, 2021
