an old-school fighting move derived from a mixture of Korean and Japanese kung fu, where the attacker graps his opponets scrotum turns a 180 an backfists his opponet in the stomach then the face while never letting go of his scrotum
Josh: did u hear what happened to Joe last night?
Rev:Yeah i was the one who pulled off Monkey steal pear from tree
Josh:O ok i'm gonna leave now
Rev:Yeah i was the one who pulled off Monkey steal pear from tree
Josh:O ok i'm gonna leave now
by FACEPLANTJAKE January 1, 2009
Get the Monkey steal pear from treemug. Assuming you will have something before you actually have it; similar to "counting your chickens before they hatch" (which is commonly attributed to Aesop).
"The Mariners could do better than expected this year."
"Let's not kid ourselves. Check your premises before you make a prediction."
"I'm assuming a number of things go right. Maybe I'm just counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees."
"Let's not kid ourselves. Check your premises before you make a prediction."
"I'm assuming a number of things go right. Maybe I'm just counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees."
by Rusanova March 7, 2012
Get the counting my monkeys before they're out of the treesmug. You: So what's the word with that rash of yours?
Me: Dude, my palm tree be throwing up new leaves! Doc, says it'll clear up just fine.
Me: Dude, my palm tree be throwing up new leaves! Doc, says it'll clear up just fine.
by Johnny Goldfish April 13, 2007
Get the my palm tree be throwing up new leaves!mug. A sex phrase that involves masturbation or sex with a woman.
it means you stroke your dick until all the semen shoots out.
it means you stroke your dick until all the semen shoots out.
12 year old: I cannot cum, but why?
Sex obsessed person: Well, you gotta shake the tree until they all cum out.
Sex obsessed person: Well, you gotta shake the tree until they all cum out.
by Anonomous4002 July 5, 2020
Get the shake the tree until they all cum out.mug. by Turf A January 12, 2023
Get the Turf ass tree chicken tender toilet paper grinchmug. Commonly used phrase referencing the degree to which an individual is considered unattractive. Possibly a regional colloquialism used in the Oklahoma area.
Billy Bob: "Geez! That woman with the balding patte, bulbous nose, black front teeth, and tattoo of 'I Like It Rough,' sure is ugly!"
Billy Roy: "She sure has a flabby gut, and that backside ain't too perty neither!"
Billy Billy: "Boys, that there gal Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down!"
Billy Roy: "She sure has a flabby gut, and that backside ain't too perty neither!"
Billy Billy: "Boys, that there gal Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down!"
by THE REAL JULIA June 21, 2006
Get the Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Downmug. by Yeetord February 14, 2020
Get the Hippity Hop Hippity Hee GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY TREEmug.