taco balls

Taco balls is best described as a male version of the camel toe. It usually occurs on men who love 80's rock, have long hair, and wear tight jeans.

Dude, someone should have told you this 30 yeas ago, but you need to turn down the 80s; you got a serious case of taco balls going on.

by btotheb1 August 29, 2012

Taco Jack

When a man gets a hand job from someone who is missing their thumbs

Well, I see you've lost your thumb. Is there anyway a brother could get a lil Taco Jack.

by VelociPhiloso January 11, 2021

Taco Rush

When ingesting too much mexican food in one setting. Taco Rush is caused by having excess amounts of mexican food in the lining of your stomach, causing a "rush" feeling similar to a sugar high (see sugar).

I ate too much mexican food at dinner last night. The room was spinning and I was laughing uncontrollably. I had a taco rush.

by Nino Fernando January 10, 2012

Fuzy Taco

having a hair vagina

damn! Lisa has a fuzy taco

by Melanie321 August 14, 2008

taco cheese

a phrase said by a asshole that says tacocheese on omegle and discord

guy 1 :bruh legend you want some TACO CHEESE

guy 2 :nah bruh you can have it

guy 3: help im having a seizure

by YaBunSayori April 5, 2020

taco sex

glutenpee jokes

shovel taco sex

funny

by glutnpeafan September 10, 2020

Tuco's Taco

When a hairy Mexican man ejaculates over the chest of another, equally hairy man (who need not be of any particular ethnic denomination) and proceeds to vigorously rub his chest against the chest of the other man... well, then you've made a Tuco's Taco.

"Hey, bro, I heard you and Allan made a Tuco's Taco at the party last night..."
"Sure did -- and I'm still trying to clean my chest hair!"
"I hear ya, try coconut oil and a fine-tooth comb, bro..."

by SteamRollaz69 September 10, 2016