Pickle poison.

When a pickle gets poisoned and you eat it as a date.

“Yo Matt, I dare you to pickle poison.”

“Dude okay”

by Laceythepaninihead September 7, 2019

pickle in a pouch

A pickle sized dick wrapped up in a slick lubey condom

Oh baby give me your moist firm pickle in a pouch

by hamslice6969 September 9, 2019

Pickled Rick

A cucumber that is pickled in vaginal fluids.

I got drunk last night and spent my entire paycheck on a jar of Pickled Ricks.

by TheGuiltyHero May 14, 2018

Pickle-Juiced

Being pranked and getting injured and/or traumatized from said prank

Man, he was pickle-juiced by that prankster

by Honestlymylifeisamess May 21, 2018

Pickle Crust

The dark green crust on a pickle... Self explanitory

Mom-”Eat those pickles son, I payed good money for those!
Son-“I wont eat Pickle Crust. You know that I love crustless pickles”

by MagicalCripple December 21, 2017

turn the pickle over

Usually expressed for the such cancerous TV Show Rick and Morty, that not even myself doesnt understand it beacause i dont have a high enough IQ

Rick: Psst, turn the pickle over!

Morty: *flips the pickle*
Rick: Turn myself into a pickle Mortyyy!!!

by iVictory December 23, 2017

Stinky Pickle

Getting a blowjob immediately after anal sex.

Come on, Jerry, don't be a pussy. I know your asshole is sore but I really want a stinky pickle!

by XenaMarie April 24, 2018