Speed Washing 

When a person is in the shower washing all body parts really fast!

Dude 1- Hey the other day my wife told me she caught me jerking off in the shower.

Dude 2-Wow that sucks .How did you get out of that one?

Dude 1-I told her its my cock and I can wash it as fast as I want too .Ya know speed washing

Speed Washing by troubledemon January 24, 2010

speed of sperm 

to adjaculate so fast that it brakes the speed of sound

garrys adjaculation was so fast it was travaling at the speed of sperm

speed of sperm by roastmutton July 3, 2011

Speedsoft 

Aggressive kids and sad adults that like to "magdump" people for either nothing or they didnt call there hits most of the speedsoft community wear bright clothes a overpriced mask (DYE i5) and trainers or sneakers they also like to slide alot as they are borderline apes that wont shut up about their hpa tapped hi capa.

Milsim Guy: Hey bro this guy wont take his hits
Other Milsim Guy: I think hes a speedsofter
Speedsoft Asshole: BRO WHY IS THIS KID NOT TAKING HIS HITS! *magdumps kid*
Innocent Kid: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WAS GOING TO RESPAWN BRO IM ON YOUR TEAM

Speedsoft by Dek902 June 25, 2022

California Speed 

A game in which two players receive 26 cards and keeps them in their hand, face down, in a stack. The players then take the top four and lay them down, one by one, face up in front of them, near the other person's cards. Each player then tries to quickly place cards from their stack on top of pairs in the eight cards. If no pairs can be found, each player takes the four cards they laid down, in addition to any cards laid on top of them, and place them on the bottom of their deck. It is then repeated until one player runs out of cards, slaps the table, and declares "Speed!"

"Dude! I so won that game of California Speed!"
"Dude! You, like, TOTALLY didn't say 'speed' when you ran out 20 pairs ago!"

California Speed by John Hoffman May 13, 2005

chocolate speedway  

a nude anal game, usualy taken part by gaylords or straight sexually adventurous men (gaylords)or navy men (kaylords) or men with good girls.

simon - "hey duano, chuck that big salami down the dark alley, it will be like riding a speedway bike through a chocolaty puddle."
duane - "ok sime lets go chocolate speedway , bend over"

chocolate speedway by busy supervisor January 14, 2009

Free Speech Absolutist

The correct term is "Speech Absolutist but", usually found in the profile of people who think any opinion they disagree with should be banned and the speaker should be hanged.

I am a Free Speech Absolutist but orange man should be hanged.

Free Speech Absolutist by darth leia September 3, 2018

need for speed underground 2 

Need For Speed Underground 2 is the last good game from Need For Speed series .

,,Hey do you remember Need For Speed Underground 2 ?"

- ,,Yes i played it when i was younger, it was a great game .

need for speed underground 2 by CopyUrby September 21, 2020