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shit test

A category of exploitative lies, gaslighting, assertive actions or passivity, that are used to manipulate/force out how trusting/clueless or tolerant (or accepting) a person is of you in that mode, or as a spiteful check for hypocrisy (a shit test in response). It's also used as a manipulative check of their conformity to normies, simps, etc views and empathy biases.

If it's done by abusers/sadists/psychos, then it's a "pushover" check, to see how far they can "get away" with harmful manipulations of him, to exploit him of his time and money, scapegoat him, talk him into something useless to him like a dare (if the provocateurs are sadistic, it's often a self-harmful or humiliating one).

In basic everyday cases infantile tantrums, nagging, passivity can be shit tests used out of laziness, fear or ineptitude, being spoiled.
* She's probing their simping limits by shit testing men into paying her bills, throwing aggro-simps against other men, monkey branching.
* They've offered something generally considered weird to me, I wonder if they're serious or shit testing.
* They're shit testing me to wash their dishes for them, by just leaving them annoyingly in the way.
by veinsofgold January 17, 2023
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Shit storm

A seemingly endless series of unlucky events, or negative occurrences.
Bob seems irregularly upset today. Must be from that shit storm he's stuck in.
by CnoMoney July 4, 2011
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birthday shit

when one reaches to wipe their ass after taking a shit and the toilet paper is clean. no need to wipe twice.
when one reaches to wipe their ass after taking a shit and the toilet paper is clean. no need to wipe twice... thats a birthday shit.
by x-man182 June 19, 2011
mugGet the birthday shitmug.

Legit for Shit

When you do a really good job on something but it ends up not being important and a waste of time.
1: Dude I totally aced that quiz!
2: You know it was just a practice quiz, it doesn't count for marks...
1: What?! Man, I was totally legit for shit!
by footnote58 October 24, 2010
mugGet the Legit for Shitmug.

fat shits

Dude Fran was telling me at work about her having the fat shits!!!
by fe"male" August 2, 2008
mugGet the fat shitsmug.

Shit Cunt

by centrelink October 7, 2010
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drunk shit

A drunk shit is the first shit you take after a long night of drinking, which usually is a little more stinkier than normal
Lani: Man, I had like 4 shots of patron, 3 jack and cokes and a couple of jagerbombs last night... I think I need to take my drunk shit now.
by Nat0069 April 22, 2008
mugGet the drunk shitmug.

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