September 30th

Ask out your crush day. Walk up to your crush and ASK THEM OUT!!!

Hey John

Yea?

It’s September 30th😈
Oh crap- I’m not ready to ask him

by Hardware store October 28, 2022

NO squirt September

No squirt September , or NSQ, Is where for the whole month of September girls who play with themselves or thinking about getting dicked down won’t be able to. This is a challenge for girls not to do anything freaky to themselves or with any guys that will get them wet.

Isaiah: "Baby u tryna get dicked down tn?"
Vivian: "No babe, I'm tryna pass No squirt September."
Isaiah: "What's that?"

by George gets play November 5, 2022

Sperm Shooter September

This challenge involves the ejaculation of semen into the empty milk container 2 times a day for a month. Store the sperm milk container in the refrigerator. On the last day of the month, we swallow everything.

Mike: My stomach hurts
Nick: What happened?
Mike: I did Sperm Shooter September
Nick: You are so dump

by Anonim1010 November 7, 2022

Suck Scrotum September

1)The month where your girlfriend has to suck your scrotum at least once a weak this month.

"Hey babe u heard, its Suck Scrotum September."
"SLURP SLURP"
"thanks babe"

by Noncy boi November 10, 2022

September 21st

Anyone born on this day has a big ass forehead

Person 1: Yoo, september 21st! It's my birthday! :D
Person 2: No wonder you got a whole ass clipboard for a head

by SUSSY IMPOSTER AMOGUS SUS November 18, 2022

september 3rd

bob belchers and linda belchers wedding anniversary

linda: i'm just saying, its easy to remember. september 3rd. nine three. nine is divisible by three.
bob: what? thats not-- a lot of numbers are divisible by three.

by pretty__boy November 19, 2022

September 14th

Ask out your crush day

Billy: Yo, It’s September 14th!
Ethan: Oh, ima ask out my crush then since it’s ask out your crush day

by UrLocalMilf_13 September 14, 2022