Turkey Ham Sandwich

A great sandwich for when your on the run.

Includes:
2+ slices of turkey ham
2+slices of cheese
2-3 slices of bread dependent upon double decker

joe: I love my turkey ham sandwich
bob: what type of cheese did you put on it
joe: cheddar
bob: next time try pepperjack

by user_rule March 11, 2009

five knuckle sandwich

When a guy sticks his fist in the girls mouth and then gives her anal

When Lenny and Caroline go at it(five knuckle sandwich)

by Niggermcblackass May 31, 2014

moldy ham sandwich

Used to define vagina that is very nasty or stanky or is in very bad need of a douche, usually for girls that are hoes

Yo I saw Maddie Lee's nudes, that shit was a moldy ham sandwich

Sam hooked up with this chick yesterday but oh boi did she have a moldy ham sandwich, I could smell that shit as soon as she walked in, it was liked bein slapped with a tilapia

by COnDoMTEnt January 24, 2016

Twinkie Wiener Sandwich

A Ball Park hot dog cooked to plumpness encased in a Hostess Twinkie Snack Cake and topped with Cheez Whiz Brand cheese spread.

I was feeling a bit hungry, so I made myself a delicious and satisfying Twinkie Wiener Sandwich to sooth my growling stomach.

by Esuohlim October 31, 2003

jack off sandwich

A sexual act in which one places 2 pieces of bread or toast around ones erect penis and masturbates into said bread. The cum soaked bread is then given to a willing and ready female (or male) for consumption

"Hey Schwa, I bet you'd really like a jack off sandwich"

"Hey run to the store and get me some bread, i'm really in the mood for a jack off sandwich"

by brento ricedaddy February 17, 2009

Alabama Peanutbutter Sandwich

An Alabama Peanutbutter Sandwhich, can only be described as the best way to get revenage on ones female enemies. You simply slather peanutbutter on ones penis and comence to have sex with the feamle enemy. This will result in a yeast infection. Have Fun! *note* Great for getting even with mother-in-laws,ex-wives,ex-girlfriends,etc. *Other Note* Any peanutbutter is acceptable. (crunchy and extra-crunchy included)

"My mother-in-law was being a bitch last night, so I got her drunk and gave her an Alabama Peanutbutter Sandwich."

by Pimpfromzimbabwe January 1, 2010

illinois ham sandwich

The act of a gay man taking a piece of white bread, placing his penis and balls on top of it and spreading mustard or mayo on top of it, than taking another piece of white bread and placing it on top. Than inviting another gay man to chew upon it gently while sucking the condiments off. This must be performed in illinois for the full effect to take place.

Gay man: 'God Josh gave me a DELICIOUS sandwich last night!

Friend: An illinois ham sandwich?!?!

Gay man: " OH YES!!!

by ballsack224 January 6, 2010