Sam

A Sam is the type of guy to cheat on you but say he won’t. A Sam is the type of guy to date you and move on in 3 days. A Sam askes girls for nudes thinking it’s a joke. If you know a Sam stay away he might end up punching you in the throat. A Sam is a self centered 2 foot tall asshole. His relationships are always toxic and blames in on the other person but when in reality he’s the problem because he’s secretly gay and will never admit it cause his chode is so small only a slutty girl would want it. If you know a Sam watch out he might ruin your life in 2 seconds... well at least he thinks he can.

“Ew Sam? He’s so gross”
“I know he’s such a dickhead

by truthhurtsbitch March 24, 2020

Sam

Sam is a super funny guy who is definitely your best friend. Hes always there for you and even though hes almost always making fun of you he is always making you laugh. You and him could talk for hours on end and you never seem to run out of things to say. Hes always concerned for your mental health cuz im mean your crazy. He is a musical genius and he is amazingly smart even if he doesnt see it. Hes gonna be an NBA star someday and he hopefully will stay in your life forever

Sam is my best friend i love him and would do pretty much anything for him

by greendayaddict2748 March 25, 2020

Sam

A fucking legend and will be a NHL player, he is also very fucking horny

Omg Sam is so cool

by Litpussy March 28, 2020

Sam

Sam is a simp no cap. Everyone hates him and he’s a neek, hating on nittys because he’s jealous that they live a better life on drugs than he will ever have. He also can’t pull for shit.

Did u see Sam try pull today, that girl was way out of his league. He also chatted shit about me for doing ket. Fuck him.

by KetIsLoveKetIsLife March 31, 2020

Sam la star

Une personne talentueuse, capable de faire tous les métiers du monde. Ne laissez pas sa calvitie vous détourner du vote qui pourrait le mettre à la position de président.

1:Wow cette personne est tellement talentueuse!
2: C'est un sam la star!

by Ketamix April 9, 2020

sam

A fucking cute ass dude i met on omegle

"sam really do be looking cute tho"

by jakey.wakey_ April 9, 2020

sam

a man who openly flirts with women over text due to the lack of confrontation the platform provides. sarcasm is unidentifiable over text, allowing overt flirting to occur.

ew don’t go out with that guy. he’s a real sam.
hes really pulling a sam on anna!

by david leach April 13, 2020