reserved bus parking

What you call a slut hat has had sex with literally every guy you know. She is now so loose that she only allows busses into her vagina

That slut is just reserved bus parking

by The lover doctor April 7, 2016

Screamin' Bus Dusty

When a man stumbles to a bus stop screaming at himself on his way to hitch a ride on the free public transport service and frantically screams at the bus to stop even though it sits idly awaiting passengers. He may occasionally bang on the driver’s window in a threatening manner as he screams obscenities at his female partner telling her to hurry up, seemingly fearful of missing the bus in order to ride in circles around the city all day, or to make random stops around the parklands to drink methylated spirits and play slippy dip in the local creek with the fellas.

There's Jed, that Screamin' Bus Dusty, on his way to encircle the city on the free public transport, yelling at his woman!

by Wongisdsadas November 25, 2019

Words on a bus.

Pie in the sky, lies, bullshit, misinformation.

He promised 350 million for the NHS but it was all just words on a bus.

by CrazyCatRescueMan September 1, 2019

On a bus on a psychedelic trip

A common mondegreen from a 1983 Billy Idol tune, "Eyes without a face".

The image conjured by this lyric is a 1960's hippie bus, painted in a vast array of psychedelic hues by peaceniks in the Vietnam War era.

I'm on a bus on a psychedelic trip

Reading murder books, tryin' to stay hip

I'm thinkin' of you, you're out there

Say your prayers!

by bitchuck August 13, 2025

Short Bus

The bus for mentally challenged children

The shorter the bus, the more retarded they get

Ben rides on the short bus
he is diagnosed with sever cases of autism, ADHD, schizophrenia and SCD (Small Cock Disorder) and has challenges with telling other he will rape them.
Beware.

by BenHasIssues75 February 17, 2023

Backing the bus up

Dirty dancing with an ass grinding Crotch movement as it’s Main move

She was really” backing the bus up to me”, and her boyfriend did. Not like it one bit.

by Silverflight77 December 2, 2017

Bus Pillow

An individual on a bus, whose seat mates always seem to mistake them for a resting pad, and lean on them to get a couple extra needed minutes of sleep.

I wish people weren’t such fags. I’ve been a bus pillow for 3 guys already. 0 girl!

by Mr. Vivi March 9, 2021