NASA Nut

When you ejaculate into her mouth from over 3 ft away.

Man: I'm gonna cum. Back off!
Woman: That's the farthest NASA Nut I've ever seen!

by Mike Hawk n Ass April 25, 2016

dez nuts

A joke from the stone age

person 1: dez nuts.

Person 2: Please consider suicide.

by Fuze_the_Hostage May 16, 2018

Grut nut

Its when you achieve the most extravagant orgasm in your entire life. When you achieve the GRUT NUT makes sure its African american, if not your endeavors are unsuccessful and you have loss the purpose of your entire existence.

Jasmine Grut nutted so hard when Gru appeared on the screen in Despicable me 3 by Pixar Studios

by Namesareforchumps February 12, 2018

knuckle nut

A jack off. Or, ejaculation caused by masturbation.

"Quit being a knuckle nut and come help us". Or, "I had a knuckle nut in the shower this morning".

by TheParrott May 19, 2010

Nut Mugger

An overly aggressive girl/guy who is trying to get into a guy's pants and at his nuts.

Bob: That striper is such a Nut Mugger. She would not leave me alone.

Fred:Yea, she wanted your nuts bad!

by BobDaily2 August 22, 2009

Mud Nuts

Another term for shit stained balls

Tim has mud nuts from anal Anne

by Richard Hangslow December 16, 2018

support nut

When you need to release a big fat nut and you ask for help from one of your trusted pals

Bobby: "Hey dude can you help me out and be my support nut?"
Beter: "Sure can my dude but, no homo"
Bobby: "Is it okay if I release it on your mouth brother?"
Beter: "Sure my dude but, no kisses cuz' that shit gay"

by ProLapsedMaster April 21, 2018