smoking the monkey

The act of masterbating in a very vigorous way to get your load off because of being old.

Paul is so old he is always smoking the monkey trying to get his load off. The Man has severe calloused hands.

by Clamer September 1, 2017

smoking off

Smoking a joint to get really high (420 blaze it) and then immediately jacking off to completion.

Guy 1: Hey bro, you smoking off late?
Guy 2: Yeah bro, after I do my homework though.

by Lvl99ditto September 3, 2017

Smoking Hands

To have a blunt in each finger crease, and to smoke them all at once.

“Bro look at her, she’s smoking hands!”

by JizzyCumRag October 16, 2018

smoked

being turned into a cigarette and getting set on fire

person 1: he has been smoked
person 2: rip john

by relleps esrever November 11, 2018

3rd hand smoke

When a person smokes so much that their farts become 2nd hand smoke.

*farts*

"Man, is someone smoking in here"
"Nah, just some 3rd hand smoke"

by Josiah13 February 22, 2019

up in the smoke

up in the smoke means when you smoke lots of weed get high and the room gets really smokey .

“Hey man were up in the smoke “

by Stayout March 16, 2019

catch this smoke

When you about to get jumped by 5 black people with guns or preferably hands

If you don't stop fucking with my sister you gonna have 2 catch this smoke

by my blicky hard March 19, 2019