monkey spank

A phrase that means sperm, male reproductive cells, jizz.

I hate having monkey spank all over my keyboard after I watch porn.

by mfmc April 6, 2010

Chicky Monkey

A super cool and sexy girl only associates with the pimpiest chicken butts.

Damn, I gotta hit that chicky monkey!

by Chicken244Butt March 15, 2010

Monkey Spakle

A. When a monkey spuges on the shower to re do the caulking.

B. High velocity, clumpy male ejaculation after prolonged periods of penis disuse.

C. When you can't jack off unless a girl is making monkey noises.

D. Bananna Flavored Cum

When you run out of caulk all you have is monkey spakle.

by I Cup In January 10, 2006

tamale monkey

A young child of mexican descent. They are usually seen in big-box stores (i.e. Target, Wal-Mart) across the southwestern U.S.

Watch out for those tamale monkeys in the produce aisle!

by reverenderyk December 9, 2008

banana monkey

Someone who loves sucking cock.

Give Tiffany a few martinis and she turns into a total Banana monkey

by theBigBubba January 28, 2007

Sweat Monkey

Racial slur for a female Pakistani.

Fucking sweat monkeys stank like shit.

by Flosheezy March 15, 2009

monkey neck

A moron

That guy is a fucking monkey neck!

by bowlwievel March 9, 2016