your mom

cheese is made from milk.
it's good.
just like your mom-

a kid named Liam: cheese is good.
me: just like your mom!
him:..... but why though?
me: idk, because your mom is good?
him: *huge sigh*

by thatonepersonwholikesyourmom:) March 9, 2022

Kaylas mom

Kaylas mom is a mega milf and she is super fit (sorry not sorry Kayla xoxo)

Damm Kaylas mom is so fit

by LORAX-POOP September 12, 2022

Your mom

The "thing" that gets made fun of every 10 minutes.

You know who is "......"? Your mom!

by Real_Big_Cheese September 7, 2016

ur mom

sexy fucking bitch

I would take ur mom out anyday

by dsfdsfdsfdsf December 31, 2018

Mommy/Mom

Girl(s) can call their older friend/girlfriend Mommy/Mom. It's like her realy mother does not pay attention to her, so the Girl calls her best friend/girlfriend Mommy.

A Mommy/Mom cares about her friend/lover so much, and loves her with all her heart. Mommy supports the Girl with kindness, charm, nice compliments, etc...

Girl: My Mommy/Mom takes care of me, I love her so much. Please don't leave me Mommy.

by Julria November 13, 2016

Mom-jacked

When you post a status and your (or your friend's) mom adds a comment that completely hijacks the status to the point where the topic has changed.

You - "OMG, I totally had the worst day! I fell and broke my leg!"
Mom - "Hey, since you're home, would you please record Dancing With The Stars for me tonight?"
Everyone else - "OMG, I hope Derek Hough wins that Mirror Ball trophy!"
You - "Thanks, mom. You just mom-jacked my pain."

by smc1991 December 16, 2014

Gucci Mom

Gucci Mom is yes

Gucci Mom is used to call a rich person who is a mother.

by Commander Smortn't October 31, 2020