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Max and Chillax

Formerly "HBO Max and Chillax", it's the new Netflix and Chill; new way to say you wanna fuck.
Matt: Hey bae, why don't we Max and Chillax this Friday night?

Jen: "Max and Chillax"? Nobody's gonna use that!

Matt: ...You're right, too fresh.

Jen: Didn't say "no", tho~ *Brought out a box of condoms*
by AquaRock720 May 23, 2023
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Max

A short drug dealer that gets himself into crappy situations and then tells his bestie westie about it and exepects her to be able to help him. He talks about men way to much but still trys to convince others he's straight. Max kills people in cail and eats babies. Live laugh love Max
"Oh god that guy is eating a baby!"
"that must be Max"
by memyselfandI2060 May 31, 2023
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Max

Max is one of the hottest guys you know. He is always the life of the party, and great to be around. He is an amazing athlete, and loves sports. He can always make you smile in the darkest times of your life. He tells lots of jokes, and they're funny like 80% of the time. You would be really lucky to have him.
Woah, have you seen Max today?

Yeah!

He's so hot!!

I'm so jealous
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Max Park

A person so fast at cubing that he is not even allowed to go to Mars.
Did you hear? Max park got a ******* 3.13!!!!!
OMG OMG! HOOOOOOWWW!
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Max

Max is one of the most beautiful people you will ever meet. They are kind, funny, and will always be there for you. They turn heads when they walk into any room, and their smile will make the world stop spinning because of their beauty. Knowing Max can be the best thing that ever happened to you, so cherish the moment. Max cares deeply for their friends and family, and you should count yourself lucky if you get to date them. They are one of the best people.
They’re so pretty, they must be Max!
by alexisnthere June 14, 2023
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Max

A big dick daddy whose genitalia is so immense it needs to be rolled up at night for fear of astrification. Can pull any girl, or boy, or anything in between. Even though he’s a diabetic his athleticism is off the charts leading him to the comparison of Kobe Bryant. He’s basically the perfect human
Girl 1: yo, is that nigga a max
Girl 2: idk, why
Guy 1: because I have a strong urge to sleep with him
Max: you’re both invited if you want
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Max mayfield

by Maxismine June 20, 2023
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