Matt: Hey bae, why don't we Max and Chillax this Friday night?
Jen: "Max and Chillax"? Nobody's gonna use that!
Matt: ...You're right, too fresh.
Jen: Didn't say "no", tho~ *Brought out a box of condoms*
Jen: "Max and Chillax"? Nobody's gonna use that!
Matt: ...You're right, too fresh.
Jen: Didn't say "no", tho~ *Brought out a box of condoms*
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Girl 1: yo, is that nigga a max
Girl 2: idk, why
Guy 1: because I have a strong urge to sleep with him
Max: you’re both invited if you want
Girl 2: idk, why
Guy 1: because I have a strong urge to sleep with him
Max: you’re both invited if you want
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