Blueberry Muffin Cake

Very delecious cake made with muffin batter and made without blueberries. After the cake is cooked it is dipped in syrup.

that blueberry muffin cake is delecious!!!

by daniel and madison January 19, 2009

Bohemian Butt Muffin

When one attatches a bungie cord to his penis and jumps off a bridge while eating a blueberry muffin out of a gay jamican midjet's ass.

Josh- Hey man, how ya holding up?
Andy- Not bad dude, still recovering from last weeks bohemian butt muffin
Josh- Yeah brosive, that was pretty fucking tight! You still got some crumbs up your nose?
Andy- Of course you fucking idiot, it feels like fucking nose cum!

by ARBurgess January 14, 2013

fluffin the muffin

When you walk by somebody with a big juicy butt and squeeze their butt cheeks together.

Susie Q likes to fluff Charles's muffin when she walks by him.

by RatchetBoo April 30, 2003

the Muffin Club

A club of young people

by Number One October 31, 2003

butter your muffins

1. To take a tasty muffin snack and apply butter. Quite why it needs butter is anyone's guess

2. To jizz liberally over a girl's breasts (muffins)

"Did you get anywhere with Katy last night?" "Yeah, I gave her a pounding and then pulled out and asked her if I could butter your muffins."

by vaginallodestone March 18, 2010

Two Muffins In An Oven

Possibly THE best joke of all time.
Only just beaten by your face.

Two muffins in an oven.
One muffin says "wow, it's so hot in here"
The other muffin says "AAAAAH, A talking muffin!"

by TwoMuffinsInAnOven November 8, 2009

Buttered muffin

The act of cumming into someone’s nose until it leaked from their eyes only to proceed to ride them like a pony covering them in your chantilly

Last night jarold gave me a buttered muffin

by Pizzaisgreat123 June 14, 2018